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"Darlin's, I must admit, truly, I don't have much to update you on.
Everyone is bein' all 'buddy buddy' with the war over, and now I have to work hard to cause problems. Oh, Primus gives his toughest battles to his sexiest soldiers, but I do promise-
Unicron works hard, but I've always worked harder."
Lifts his leggy REAL high in the air.
"Did y'all miss me?"
"I'll be around for a little while, darlin's. Go ahead an' leave me a message."
Hello Overlord! Quick question, what's your lip routine? I'd kill to know how you keep your lips so plump! Thanks! ◝(^⌣^)◜
"Well, the first and most important thing you do is clean. Your. Lips. I can NOT stress this enough, all you dolls out there-
If you want to keep your lips straight, your lips you must exfoliate!
I use a mixture of crumbled iron and a bit of oil and I rub that over my lips to both scrub the dead nanites from them, and oil seeps in to add moisture. You don't need to do this all the time, sugar, just whenever your lips feel dry.
Next, after you've washed your lips proper, you're going to want to add a little bit of extra moisture with some lip balm. Now you could buy it, but making it is so, so much easier than you think it is. A bit of wax, some oil, some energon, and if you want it scented, add a bit of scented oil to it. This, you need to do daily, otherwise your lips are gonna be drier than Tarn's humor, honey." Overlord checked the paint on the tip of his digits, and hummed- time for a repaint, now, he thought.
"After that, whatever lipstick, lipstain, or lipliner with a good emount of whichever wax or oil you prefer, and make sure it's thick. You need that extra coat to make sure that your lips stay shiny, plump, and beautiful, baby."
"I have, in fact, found a workaround."
"Apparently there is an audio limit to uploadin'. Shame, that. I suppose we'll try again tomorrow, so make sure to send me lots of things to keep my inbox warm."
Raise the tents, and tighten the ropes, let loose the clowns and the sword swallowers, the fire dancers and the trapeze artists!
He watches the lighting of the lights, the animals, exotic.
Dangerous.
More teeth than you can count, more eyes than you can follow, more mouths than reasonable. The Circus is more than a place- it's more than a home.
The Circus is an extention of Overlord's will, grown fat on crowds and fear and pleasure and happiness and excitement- one season only, this place comes 'round, and people flock to it, like they're starved.
Overlord thinks it all leaves a taste in their mouth- a taste is all you need, after all, a seed planted, and come time to come back, it's blossomed with Want. A hunger unsatisfied by anything else. Performers reflect in the glint of red eyes, last minute preparations, before the Greatest Show on Every Plane of Existence takes off in full swing.
In the distance, a heavily makeup'd performer twists himself into a nauseating pretzel with a few sharp crunches, to the sharp cries of new comers.
Overlord's grin is full of teeth.
