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Classic 1st grade response

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6th grade student was in the middle of asking for extra credit just as I happened to be putting this sign up. He read it and sat down

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social media

Student 1: Ms. C, do you have an Instagram???

Student 2: yeah! do you?! I wanna follow you! I tried looking for your account over the weekend but couldn’t find yours. I tried your first and last name and couldn’t find one with a picture of you. What’s your middle name? And your birthday? Just tell us your user name. You know we are your favorite students- let us follow you!

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This is convoluted nonsense.

upset parent

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6th grade tears and laughter

unintentionally made a kid cry/breakdown in my social studies class during an activity to teach them about legalism in China…a couple periods later, a student in computer skills class accidentally referred to me as, “mom” o_o

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racist 6th grader

6th grader: why didn’t you make a typing web account last night???

me: I was busy

6th grader: busy doing what?!

me: like making dinner and cleaning the house and stuff

6th grader: why were you making dinner? Why don’t you just go to yoshinoya??! because you know…you’re…yeah..

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young blood

5th grader whispered this to the teacher before she left this morning: Mrs. W, she looks too young- are you sure you should leave her with us???

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racist 1st grader

1st grade boy in my class: ms. C, why didn’t you wear your glasses yesterday? I like it better when you wear your glasses. When you don’t wear them, you look like a china girl