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s..sweatr…
Joel: You didn't happen to bring any coffee, did you?
Reed, handing him a thermos: Milk and sugar.
Joel: Thanks.
Joel: [drinks]
Joel: ...Wait, is this just milk and sugar?
Reed: That's what I said.
the dominator is dominating me
the natorrr
process under cut
Reed: I mean I get complimented all the time—
Joel: YAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Reed: I do!
Joel: *still laughing*
Josh: Give me one reason why I shouldn’t punch your face in.
Carl: it would be way too rewarding.
Paul: The scheduled walloping time isn’t for another half hour.
Sean: My mom specifically instructed me to have a good day.
Reed: Wounding me emotionally would pay much higher dividends.
Joel: I’d rather just do it myself.
Matt: I’ll open my mouth and swallow your whole arm.
Marcus: My face is full of boiling hot water that will shoot out everywhere if you punch me.
Tim: When you move in to punch me, I’m going to hold a bucket up in front of my face and then your fist will just punch the inside of an empty bucket and you’ll look ridiculous.
Chris: Someone on the street we passed just hit an operatic high C, and then screamed, “I’ll fucking kick your ass.”
Joel: That was Reed.
Reed, looking at a sandwich: The leaves are starting to brown at the edges, look.
Tim: Yes, it was sliced with a knife. The lettuce reacts with the metal of the blade, you see. It stays fresher for longer if you rip it up by hand.
Reed: Well, I never! You enjoy cooking, do you, Tim?
Tim: Me? No, no. Home cooking is far too inefficient.
Reed: Inefficient?
Tim: Absolutely. Individuals catering for themselves is a waste of time and energy. Pizza delivery is the answer.
Reed: Right…