#team tiv

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Brandon: We don't download films illegally. Because we're honest and hard-working people.

Matt: And we don't know how.

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Josh: Give me one reason why I shouldn’t punch your face in.

Carl: it would be way too rewarding.

Paul: The scheduled walloping time isn’t for another half hour.

Sean: My mom specifically instructed me to have a good day.

Reed: Wounding me emotionally would pay much higher dividends.

Joel: I’d rather just do it myself.

Matt: I’ll open my mouth and swallow your whole arm.

Marcus: My face is full of boiling hot water that will shoot out everywhere if you punch me.

Tim: When you move in to punch me, I’m going to hold a bucket up in front of my face and then your fist will just punch the inside of an empty bucket and you’ll look ridiculous.

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Sean: There's only one thing worse than Reed Timmer..

Sean: *rips of paper* Boom.

Josh: *looks at camera* Twistex.

Sean: No-

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Sean: I'm going to the store, do you want anything?

Reed: I want Matt, Tim, Carl, Paul, and Joel back.

Sean: Yeah, I got like 5 cents, so…

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Matt: I mean, small creatures are way more vicious. That’s because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.

Sean: That’s ridiculous. Name one example.

Matt: Wasps.

Byron: Spiders.

Marcus: Chihuahuas.

Brandon: Josh.

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Matt: you’ve heard of grand theft auto now get ready for…

Matt: stealy wheely automobiley.