#teamfreewillunderthecorktree

[littletigerstripes]

teamfreewillunderthecorktree > littletigerstripes

hey guys! it's been at least seventy years since i've been on here, although you've possibly seen me creeping and liking things every now and then. i recently tried to start another blog because i was getting bored with this one. that didn't go so well so i'm back on this one! it'll be much of the same stuff as before, but i will be cleaning up a lot of my blog for future use. 

(new url, new icon, new theme. sorry. i'm that asshole!)

[paperquake]

sometimes my roommate makes me google ridiculous shit 

and sometimes her need to know the etymology of the word 'mascara' leads us to find out that in some latin texts 'mascara' was used in reference to witches

i will now spend every morning imagining that my makeup gives me magical powers

[the-mid-western]

Sydney writing her paper: Yeah, parallel concepts! Suck my dick, English!

[the-mid-western]

Me: Let's go to Thunder Road! My girlfriend: I don't want to go to Thunder Road! I'm hungry and I want to get food!

[the-mid-western]

So apparently, if my head just randomly popped off, my girlfriend would carry it around and hold it up all Lion King "Circle of Life" style.

[the-mid-western]

Hello Tumblr! I feel like Hologram Tupac rising during Coachella, all like "My time as come!"

[littletigerstripes]

teamfreewillrunswithwolves ---> teamfreewillunderthecorktree

and yet again my URL change is as excessively long as most of FOB's song titles~~!