“ forgive me Mr. Garrison, I can’t hear the lesson over The sound of your anus prolapsing, you cock sucking bald cunt.”
Teamgregoryweek day 3: Mole/headcannons.
Forgot where I first Heard this one but Pip’s hatred for French people stems from having to learn French in prep school. He’s the only other foreign kid that speaks it and Christophe says dirty jokes in French to make pip laugh uncontrollably.
Estella doesn’t know French but she thinks it’s hilarious how jealous Gregory and Damien get.















