#tearsick

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tyler durden the type of dude to hop on a pogo stick all the way to shawty house😂😂😂😂

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tyler impatiently waits for narrator to finish putting sunscreen all over him so he can go play in the water

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narrator was dropped off by his parents at the ikea småland play place as a baby and they never came back and so tjats why he became so infatuated with ikea furniture because . they abandoned him in the ikea ball pit

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i’ve started using this youtube thumbnail as a reaction image because its. fucking hilarious .

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tyler is still gone. he’s gone, but a space monkey comes up to the narrator, holding a small bundle of flowers in one fist. pretty flowers. dandelion, baby’s breath, chamomile blooms, a few sprigs of herbs mixed in. these flowers, grown with an awful mixture in the soil.

“for you, sir,” the space monkey says.

“for me?”

a nod. dirt flakes from the roots onto the porch. the space monkey drops the little bouquet into narrator’s hands.

“he said if anybody asked, they’re just flowers.”

walking back inside the house, he runs his thumb over the tiny chamomile blossoms. shakes the dirt off. tyler had grown them in poisoned earth and they were so beautiful.

he wonders when tyler will come back.

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would the entire timeline of fight club be fundamentally altered if tyler gave narrator the crotch instead of the Ass ? We will never know ..

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just watched the invite in theaters. holy shit, it’s like the second hand embarrassment is gripping you at the throat and you cannot run away. great movie, hard watch. hilarious movie, hard watch. in a good way, i promise. i went by myself, but laughed through the entire film with three strangers sitting next to me.

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and what dat mean