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-Karasu and Mammon are childhood best friends, But Unlike mammon, Karasu did create his own business that is making him get tons of Grimm, Karasu sees Mammon as his true rival for Mc, compared to the others rivals after you "He's got a heart of gold, You can't hate the guy, you become attached to him"
-Aku is Leviathan's only non-Otaku friend, tho thanks to leviathan...he knows a vast ton of anime references, and he knows a vast ton of anime plots given he doesn't interrupt leviathan's info blast...He's kinda grateful you came to the devil dom, someone else to take care of his info blast of anime...But he lowkey does on occasion miss when leviathan came to him for help
-Majolish is the secret vice president of the Asmo Fanclub(He isn't in love with Asmo he just admires his charisma and confidence), He is actually one of the phew alike mc who is immune to his "charms", He is also the main source of income to Mammon's spending and is able to keep the witches at bay from mammon
-Majolish and Karasu are new members of the "Protect Mammon Club", Karasu and Lucifer are frenemies...both fight for rare cute pictures they have of mammon and stories of him...while mc and majo make bets on who wins
-Aku can't STAND Lucifer and Lucifer can't STAND Aku...their pride and temper and "resting bitch" frowny face are so similar...It is like that thing when two people are so alike instead of liking them...they insult them for the same things they do
-Aku, Kara, and Majo both hugs are incredible...but different, Aku Hugs you and it feels...amazing with those big muscles and that manly gozzongas squishing your face...Kara hugs are always surprised hugs he spins you around with him and always lands a peck on your forehead and it always ends with him giving you a shiny rock he found, Now Majo...If you think Luke, Sim, Barbs, or even Asmo smell amazing...Majolish hugs are always soft cuz of his fluffy coats and bouncy hair that smells like cinnamon and ripped apples...It's amazing
-Karasu has seen the search history of the brothers and dateables...he has never seen so many searches on "How to get a human pregnant","Do humans like demons?","How long do humans live?", "Human p*rn"...You be surprised who asked some of these searches
-The first to accept he had a crush on you was Karasu, the second Majolish...Aku still doesn't realize he sees you as someone special
