#technically correct quotes

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Silver: "Guys, can you stop fighting already? Just look at Malleus, he's been the very picture of calm this whole time." Malleus: "Oh, make no mistake– I'm positively seething with rage right now."

[shijiujun]

Chapter 38 of Mo Dao Zu Shi - Was I the only one waiting for this dialogue to come out? I was so hoping they would add it in and obviously Little Lan Jing Yi has been reading too many romance novels 

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Ace: "Man, Halloween at NRC is fun, but I still wish I could've gone to Fleur City too. Deuce and the others must be having a blast right now."

[cut to Deuce fighting for his fucking life]

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Rook: "✨My dearest Vil!✨ I leave you with this unblossomed rose as I depart for the social. Do not fret, for by the time it blooms, I shall have returned to you once more~!✨✨✨"

Vil: "rook you are leaving for three fucking days"

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Riddle: "When I first arrived at NRC, I tried cutting my hair myself...for some reason, Cater insisted I go to a barber instead." Jamil: "yeah bc he could see you looked like dogshit. thank him."

[pigeonchildlikesprocrastinating]

The Writing Camp Experience in a Nutshell, An Incomplete List

"You have asthma? Have you heard of this guy, he was 8'11-"

"Two words to describe me, gay and depressed."

"When women."

*Spontaneous clown music*

Seaweed Soup.

"You get a gay bookmark, you get a gay bookmark, YOU GET A GAY BOOKMARK-"

Person: *Reads out poem about whale carcasses floating to the bottom of the ocean* Audience: I am scared of you but I like it

"Last night I read a Karlnap fic where they bonded over weed."

"Why does this fan have a bitemark on it?"

*Talking about frick frack* "OH MY MOM HAD BREAST CANCER-" (mom having breast cancer did have to do with frick frack)

Person introducing themselves: I am now your dad. Audience: Finally, a solid father figure! Person introducing themselves: I'm sorry, solid?

And now for a section I like to call "Elf God"

Teacher: I'm gonna need a name Elf God: Chair.

*Shows up the second day of camp with elf ears*

"If I was a vegetable, I would be a cucumber, because I would still be able to get in on the action if you know what I mean." (they would be a sea cucumber for the same reason)

*Spontaneous Careless Whisper*

Another person names Elf God as the person they are most suspicious of murdering them and then presents it to the parents.

"Can you introduce me as Elf God?" "Yes, we can introduce you as Elf God."

And back to your regularly scheduled program

*Casually rips 100-year-old newspaper* (we do not claim them)

"I still think they're going to kill me and hide my bodies in the walls, but-"

"Last night I also read a fic George was Twitter Description Man."

Teacher: Okay, we're going to write on the board what makes up a good story- Counselor: SOMEONE WRITE ENEMIES TO LOVERS (i wrote enemies to lovers) (we also just wrote WOMEN)

*In unison singing of the lyrics to Rat by Penelope Scott*

"Oh this book is about eating disorders, I'm taking it."

*Writes fanfiction about two very very dead people with an age difference of 14 years*

"18 and 32 isn't that bad."

"AND NOW THIS INTERSTATE IS PAVED WITH MEMORIES-"

"Oooh, a bus tragedy!"

"You've read Heat Waves?!" "Yes, I've read Heat Waves! And the sequel!"

"We somehow got the gayest possible group of people and then him." *Points at boy who doesn't know what gay people are, essentially called gay people ugly, and said that nonbinary people were girls dressing up as boys*

"Oh my god, it's a Maria-sized car!" Elf God, referring to a tiny car.

"Yeah, I just got a text from my boss that one of you guys committed a federal offense."

You wanna know what we did?

ONE OF US CHANGED THE WRITING CAMP'S YOUTUBE CHANNEL'S PROFILE PICTURE TO SHREK AND THEN ADDED UWU TO THE END OF THE CHANNEL NAME