#technically true!

[samthecookielord]

I JUST GOT TO THE ENDING KRIS WTF DID YOU DO

Crimes, just like they promised earlier lol

[bass-ghost-coast-to-coast]

...you are a ghost, sir.

In my defense, not because of drinking.

[aropride]

face palm. i can just say i dont have access to a piano

[canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit]

keep thinking about my sister telling me that my dad was talking about being worried bc I'm in my room a lot "talking to [myself]" when I'm not at work and not like running around with people or something and my sister answered "well, you know, Starr's tiktok famous" (which is patently untrue but in this context I will TAKE IT) and he was like huh?????? and she was said, I quote, "yeah, Starr likes authors- and authors like Starr" which like YES COME THROUGH but also that phrase has been driving me wild for days

[nightjartransmittranscend]

"No I don't have OCD"

Steps over cracks Steps on tiles in a Knight formation Randomly extremely uncomfortable with placement of objects Comb through my hair to make sure it's in the right place at least 100 times a day Pull out my FACIAL hair or scratch a freckle until it's scar tissue if I don't like it Repeat a phase dozens of times in a minute if I like it

"...I'm kind of neurotic though"