So I saw that you like both vore AND crp soooo do you have any EJ vore head cannons/ideas? :D
I do actually!
Rambly thoughts (and a surprise!) under the cut <3
You can kind of see it in the post I made before, but when I was putting together my headcanons for EJ, I gave him two tongues, a lot more sharp teeth, and a LOT of goo. His teeth are supposed to be vaguely lamprey-esque.
The black is not saliva, it's the same black sludge that leaks from his eyes and his stomach is also full of it! A very gooey experience, probably stains a lot of clothes. Vaguely in line with the OG backstory (at least as far as I'm aware), it's also pretty warm because what was poured into his eyes was hot tar and blood. Because of this I also think his organs are hardy af, so even if you manage to get past all the goo, you'd have a tough time doing any damage!
I cannot emphasize enough how much goo there is, just to reiterate. Because it's so much. Even if he hasn't eaten anything but you, you're still in goo soup basically. Full warm mud bath in there. I can't imagine he likes it getting everywhere, though, so if he's spitting you out he's probably gonna try to get some of it off first so u h
Deal with the tongues ig
Outside of anatomy, I think homie definitely has a pred preference. If he is ever prey it's unwilling and he does not taste good. It's tar he tastes like tar. He's a pretty quiet guy, doesn't talk a whole lot but when he does it's nice and bassy.
I also will not be convinced by any manner of person that he and Toby are anything but besties, and he absolutely gets "Eat him" urges because of it. (Also Toby's just stupid and should get ate regardless to keep him out of trouble) And yes, I do think EJ should have those dumb hard-to-fight instincts this fandom gives every pred ever to eat their friends, I like them, that trope will come to hell with me, I do not care. We can say it's because he was supposed to be a monstrous sacrifice if it'll make the skeptics happy (I'm being sassy but yes that is my excuse).
Like most pastas, he's lost enough that he just. Is super protective of the people he can actually stand. Which is probably most of the creeps tbf, I just think he acts like they irritate him more than they actually do. But he can and will eat them over it. He's big, and tough, and scary, and whatever it is is going to have to get through him first.
Not sure where else I was going with this, but there's that for now! I'll keep yapping if there's more asks about stuff ig XD
