#techno kin

[not-the-blood-god]

“Hey dad, what is a parent? What do they do? I figured i’d ask you because… Y’know.”

— @slmccl-rp

"Well, parents are typically the people who created you or the people who treat you as if they created you."

"They teach you how to behave in society, basic life skills like speaking your native language, reading, writing, and cooking, comfort you when you're sad, support you until you're able to support yourself, and much more."

"Generally, parents are meant to be the ones who teach how to be a functional person."

[not-the-blood-god]

”I JUST FOUND OUT YOUU DONT LIKE ORPHANS. I AM TECHNICALLY AN ORPHAN AS I HAVE NO MOTHER AND MY FATHER DIED FOR ME TO BE BORN.”

“DO YOU NOT LIKE ME :(“

— @slmccl-rp

"I've adopted you, so you're no longer an orphan. I still like you."

"You're just a little guy."

[not-the-blood-god]

"There's another me, sweet"

@ask-technoblade

"Niiice. Hello, other version of myself."

[not-the-blood-god]

"Sometimes I feel like I'm the only sane person here."

"And then I remember that I literally have voices in my head."

"So... no one here is sane."

[not-the-blood-god]

"I convinced Theseus to make a blog here, too. Yippee."

@theseus-raccoon-den

"Look at my baby. Look at her. The he."

"The them. My silly guy. The child. My son-daughter-child-creature."

[not-the-blood-god]

"Does anyone know how to perform an exorcism? I've got beef with a ghost."

[not-the-blood-god]

”I’m giving out flowers today! Here’s a wither rose!”

— @slmccl-rp

"Heh, I see what you did there... very funny, Charlie."

Techno took the flower with grace, amused but grateful.

"Thanks, kid. These things are really pretty."

(Ooc: I love that I get to use this gif so much... my son.)

[not-the-blood-god]

”I feel not good. Jack gave me too many gummies and funny juice D:”

— @slmccl-rp

"I think you should stop taking stuff from that guy... especially if this has happened before. Get some rest, kid."

"Also... pretty sure mixing 'gummies' and 'funny juice' is a lot worse for your body. Maybe take just one of the two next time instead?"

(Ooc: Techno is concerned dad. Always.)