What's Even Going On?
Technoblade x reader
fluff, crack, mini, minecraft irl, very very random, don't know what's happening
most of the "info" here is wrong, like about the mcc and stuff, so just ignore it
we are here for you Techno<33
"Officer, I drop-kicked that child in SELF-DEFENCE. "
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Mcc was very fun.
All different kinds of games.
Everyone loved it.
But the only thing you didn't like was,
being in a different team.
You and Techno, in different teams.
You didn't hate your team or something, it wasn't anything like that.
But being an opposite team of Technoblade is very different.
You'd have to actually play against him.
Woah.
Well,
now it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter whether you wanted to be in the same team as Techno,
Because it was the final round already.
Dodgebolt.
And you were so glad your team wasn't in the finals.
Techno's team (sleepy bois) won, like, most of the games, the ones he didn’t win, you won, build mart, parkour warrior, and survival games, thanks to Calvin and Seapeekay.
There was a thirty-minute break before the final round.
You waved at your teammates as you ran to find your best-est friend in the whole universe.
Which was Techno of course.
"Princess!"
Oh right.
I'm a princess.
You mentally cringed as you ran faster in hopes of finding him as quick as possible.
As a princess, everyone is overprotective of you. It was so hard itself to participate in this event, to convince your father to let you participate.
Imagine being an adult and still being controlled over to make decisions.
That is why you loved Techno.
He would let you do anything you wanted.
Anything.
When you were with him, you were so free, you could feel like you could fly.
You loved everything about him.
His laugh, his ability to make everyone laugh, his fighting skills, his everything.
You want to go to the nether and be reckless? Techno will be there by your side.
Want to explore the cave at night? He'll be there.
Woodland mansion? Right here.
Baking cupcakes? Let him wear his 'kiss the cook' apron.
And of course, he had a way with words.
"I hate the word 'princess.' "
"That is why you are my queen."
You finally spotted Techno and grinned brightly, "Techno!"
He turned around as you immediately jumped on him to hug him, almost making him fall, but Technoblade never dies.
You pepper his face with kisses making him laugh, "Okay, okay, okay, stop!"
You grinned as you held both of his cheeks, "You were awesome! I am so proud of you!"
He smiled as he put you down and patted your head, "Thank you. You did good too, and parkour warrior? Honestly, that really caught me off guard. How did you get so good at parkour?"
You giggled shyly from the praise and dramatically batted your lashes, "Well, I learned from the best."
You got on your tiptoes as you leaned closer, just millimeters away from his lips,
"Princess, we have to get back now."
You gritted your teeth as you sighed and plopped back on your heels, making Techno laugh slightly.
You turned to the palace guards and smiled, "The event isn't over yet."
"It is for you."
Your smile dropped and your tilted your head, "Dodgebolt is left."
"Are you participating in it?"
Your lips slightly parted as you blinked, "N-no, but Techno-"
They took a step closer, "Then we have to escort you back to the palace."
You furrowed your brows and folded your hands, "No."
"We have orders from your highness-"
You rolled your eyes, fed up with their bs, "Fuck the orders."
Techno's eyes widened as his voices hooted.
Woah.
HOT.
DID SHE REALLY SAY THAT?
POGGG
You held Techno's hand, "I'm staying right here. I have to be here to celebrate when Master Technoblade wins."
"You think he'll win?"
You smiled with your chin held high, "I know he'll win."
AHHHHHH
MARRY HER
SHE'S ON FIRE
OH MY GOD SHE'S SO HOT
KISS HER-
"Techno? Let's go."
Techno blinked as he looked at you, then the guards, then back at you, and nodded, "Alright."
You both went ahead, but they still followed you.
You rolled your eyes as you hooked your arm with Techno's and slightly pouted, "I'll never get rid of them."
Techno's axe appeared in his hand, "I can get rid of them if you-"
You shook your head, "No! Techno, I was just- never mind, just put it away."
He rolled his eyes as it disappeared in his inventory, "Fine. But don't worry, we'll celebrate in peace."
You both arrived at the entrance of the arena as Dream happily approached you two, but you, for some reason, had your defensive mode on.
"Hey, Techno! best of luck-"
You protectively came in front of Techno, "FUCK OFF DREAM HE'S GONNA WIN!"
Dream paused, ".....That is what I was-"
You took a step closer to him, "BEAT IT HOMELESS TELETUBBIE!"
He frowned, "But-"
"YOU DIDN'T EVEN PARTICIPATE BITCH! GET OUTTA HERE!"
His jaw dropped, "THE ONLY REASON I CAME HERE WAS TO CHEER FOR TECHNO YOU MOTHER-"
He let out a loud sob as he just patted Techno's shoulder and ran away to George.
Techno raised a brow, "Are you on your toxic arc? Are you salty that your team didn't end up in the finals?"
You playfully rolled your eyes, "Yes, very salty. Saltier than the whole ocean. I didn't totally hold back just so you could win."
He chuckled as he pulled you closer to him, "You held back? Do you even have any skills to hold back?"
You scoffed, "Woah, and you say I'm on my toxic arc."
You both laughed as you leaned closer for a kiss.
But,
You felt a massive force pushing you away as you fell face-first on the ground.
Techno's eyes widened as he looked at you, then at the culprit who just grinned,
"JUST KILLED A WOMAN AGAIN, STILL FEELING GOOD!"
Techno snarled as his axe reappeared in his hand, "TOMMY-"
Phil's eyes widened, "We are on the same team boys-"
Wilbur tch-ed as he stared at you, "What a pity."
"Help me get up or I'll kill you."
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also
very pumped up for mcc, gonna watch dreamy poo!!! my health isn't really the best today, but I'll still try to write a recap!!