#technoblade memes

[rowanfirehair]

Technoblade never dies…but governments do.

[thinkingaboutrylandgrace]

i can hear him going “nooooo my brand- bruhhhh”

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[myartsing]

Pov: You are Philza Minecraft

(Bonus: zoomed in bcs he looked very handsome)

[mrtechnodads-updates-deactived]

plushie announcement & this lil thing that should probably be mentioned

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[its-a-show-stoppin-number]

Technodad: Hey guys! Demeter (Technodad’s wife) and I are having more kids!

Techno’s fans: Congratulations!!

Technodad: *slams down adoption papers* It’s you guys, sign here

[lilyminer]

Ok maybe Techno memeing on his death was the right move. Cuz I’ll be sad and ppl will assume I’m listening to a sad song and this’ll be me:

How am I supposed to take myself seriously?

[wrenqueenisboss]

Imagine...

Imagine being Techno's goddess. Being the one who stands by him through everything. The one who has as deadly a skill set as him. The one with a matching reputation.

Imagine walking off the battlefield together like a freakin' scary power couple: blood streaking your clothes, hair, and skin. but your faces wear proud smirks and smiles.

You two are feared and revered.

Technoblade the Blood God and Y/n, the Blood Goddess.

angsty twist:

imagine what would happen if someone managed to hurt you.

Techno would raise hell to get you back and later get revenge

[we-vibe-at-dawn]

ah yes my favorite Minecraft youtuber