#technosensei

[thislilfecker]

as a mini 'tribute' to the blood god, here are all the tags about him to search on my tumblr

[minesprout]

Technoblade: *sees Ranboo’s enderman silk touch* “Hey wanna get experimented on?”

Ranboo: uh, well, *Tubbo flashbacks*

Me: uh oh

And then what actually happens is Technoblade takes his new pupil under his wing in exploitation and training, teaching Ranboo: to obtain spawners; have infinite food through creating matter; where the Wither skeleton farm is; and more that I can’t actually think of off the top of my head.

Yes Technoblade is taking a portion of the spawners and the original goal was to get sponge, but all of that was put by the wayside in order for Techno to embrace the role of a mentor figure, while Philza supervises from a very far distance to help them out.

(My dreams of Technoblade teaching someone swordfighting live on. Give me c!techno learning about Ranboo’s past on Hypixel and them bonding over it please)

[apk-k]

Animatic plans have changed, its gonna be about techno because I'm bitter about the tommy betrayal. But in more relevant news, Techno sensei is 10/10, I will die for this trope. Also finding good animatic songs are harddddd.

[thislilfecker]

hc: endermen are very independent but are also very extroverted so they crave to have any sort of company-

Ranboo, talking back to Techno: I am not socially needy

Technoblade, returning: Ranboo, you’re the definition of socially needy

Techno then goes on to explain his reasoning: You came into my room to ask if we’re still friends at 2 AM-

Techno gestures his hands towards the floor: then you decided to sleep on the carpet when I didn’t answer-

Techno pointing at Ranboo then himself: because you didn’t want to disturb me sleeping-

Techno points back at Ranboo: and you didn’t want to sleep alone-

Ranboo, stuttering: H-how do you know that?

Technoblade, deadpan: I wasn’t sleeping

[thislilfecker]

technosensei and his student

Technoblade: Knowledge is power. Power corrupts.

Techno passes Ranboo a book and quill: Study hard. Be evil.

Ranboo stops nodding along: Wait, what?

[thislilfecker]

techno opened the door to see ranboo being followed by tubbo

Technoblade, about Tubbo: Is this guy bothering you?

Ranboo: Yeah, but he's my husband so I signed up for this

[thislilfecker]

hc: phil and techno like to try and intimidate each other with their voice, and ranboo is unaware of this-

Phil, in a stern voice: Technoblade

Techno, also stern: Philza Minecraft

Ranboo, uncomfortable: RanbooLive Beloved-Underscore

Phil breaking character and chuckling: Okay, you just said your whole name

Ranboo awkwardly chuckles and shrugs: It was the only one left

[thislilfecker]

what techno taught ranboo about the legal system-

Big Law: Please sit in this chair, I'd like to ask you some questions

Technoblade, whispering to Ranboo: Deny everything

Ranboo, in a monotone voice: That's not a chair