#thislilfecker

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just wrote a 8k rough draft of straight self-indulgent smut. well, not exactly straight. but still. lowkey giving up on it. but i desperately need more smut of don lorenzo. and blue lock x male reader in general.

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since i can’t find anything about this guy, imma just write whatever i want about him bc i somehow became very attached to his 5 minute appearance

but first, lemme tell you some facts

his name is Sagesse Clantz, a member of Knights of Gaudia, specifically a knight from the Third Division in the Shireen Branch

he’s VERY MUCH in love with Granvault Lowain:

Who is usually referred to as Vault, and is the Second Captain of the Shireen Branch for the Knights of Gaudia

Sagesse’s love for Vault was so strong, and possessive, that it haunted an episode in the anime of Journey Through Another World: Raising Kids While Adventuring with a brief moment of actually acknowledging it

it’s hella one-sided, which Sagesse understands but continues to love the Very *StraightTM Lord Lowain

Vault has stated that he like women, that said, Sagesse has pointed out that Vault (in dub) doesn’t like anyone particular (in sub, it’s implying Vault hasn’t been interested in a woman, like, ever, which is poking fun to his severe lack of game… *but imma see it as he’s not actually into women)

ALSO

this is Issac Risner, the Vice Captain of the Shireen Branch, Knights of Gaudia

he tends to nag Vault (for hours at a time) and scold him. in dub, they’re referenced to a mother scolding her child. while in sub, a knight refers to Issac as ‘old companions’ arguing (what’s actually spoken is ‘tsureai’ which is most likely 「連れ合い」 and CAN be used to refer to a husband or wife)

ANYWAYS

this is all to say imma write these three in a very messy love triangle bc i cannot find anything about them AND there’s not even a fandom tag on Ao3 yet

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i don’t ship sakuatsu BUT i did think of something to write about them- HEAR ME OUT!!!

ushisaku falling out

failed sakusa x osamu attempt

one-sided sakuatsu rebound

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i need this man. carnally.

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🥚

so true. so true.

[thislilfecker]

make a poll with five of your all-time favourite characters, and then tag five people to do the same. see which character is everyone's favourite.

I was tagged by: your mom

Anyone who wants, please consider yourself tagged!!

faves

ushijima wakatoshi (haikyuu)

il dottore (genshin)

saiki kusuo (saiki k)

shane (stardew)

n harmonia (pokemon; bw)

Voting ended onJun 28, 2024

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A Quote from my Discord

“Is that a woman?”

“No, that’s a monster energy drink dispenser-”

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as a mini 'tribute' to the blood god, here are all the tags about him to search on my tumblr