Looks like a bottom, actually a switch: Stephen Curry, Jayson Tatum, Ja Morant, Devin Booker, D'Lo, luka doncic
Looks like a switch, actually a switch: russell Westbrook, joel embiid, terry rozier, Marcus smart, Rudy Gay, Jalen green
Looks like a top, actually a switch: klay thompson, Jimmy butler, Kevin durant, demar derozan, Jaylen brown, giannis, KAT, Draymond Green, Demarcus Cousins
Looks like a top, actually a bottom: john collins, Andrew wiggins (i don't think he looks like one but all of media did which impacted him negatively until the warriors taught him to embrace his true bottom nature)
Looks like a bottom, actually a bottom: kyrie Irving, swaggy p,
Looks like a switch, actually a bottom: Donovan mitchell, Josh christopher, keldon johnson, jrue holiday,
LOL glad I’m not the only one who notices how Allen can kinda intensely stare at people 😅 I wonder if diggs feels flattered abt it or uncomfortable when it happens to him (esp when [REDACTED])
Bestie please unredacted Jordan Poole thoughts 🙏 you pick the pairing (or pairingS 😳)
OH OK I WIL!! TRY MY B ES. T!!!!!!! .... incoming... jaren/jordan.. with a lil hints of other jordan ships 🥰 NOT EXACTLY ALL THAT REDACTED BUT... we move 🥴
Readmore my old friend it's been Years...
SO ANYWAYS i think .... it is very inch resting how MUCH poole copies steph. Even trying to copy his interview style??? When Irl that just! Isn't him!!!! He's GOOFY and nice and likes pulling pranks on men bigger than him.. thats HIM!!!! but he sees gorgeous sociologist who writes his thesis on a necessary topic in sports and interviews people on their tattoos like a little weirdo steph and he's like! I WANNA BE THAT MAN. Insane! With steph he is! Insane!
With jaren he is ALSO insane, but i think being with jaren, a living embodiment of his past, he becomes more insane in terms of playfulness? Because that's what they've always used to do? Goof up their boring ass uptight ass highschool by 'fooling around'.. his pranks upscale with more thought and his impish ways triple tenfold. And jaren just!!!!! Takes it!
How does this connect...... WELL i think hmm i think jaren sees Jordan and he's all happy like!!! Omg! Jordan 🥰🥰! But Jordan is with steph right now.... that's when jaren sees how Different Jordan is willing to become. .... and maybe he gets a Little jealous. It's easy to become jealous over 30, he's almost like a real life cheat code in the game of basketball. He KNOWS more due to experience, but experience is STUPID. Jaren's HAD experience, he lives and BREATHES basketball, whatever level steph is on that makes him soooo worthy of all this 'idolization'... jaren Wants it.
Or maybe jaren just doesn't get the concept of changing yourself when around different people? He has a bubbly, in your face personality that OTHER people just had to get used to. Even ja was a little thrown back by Jaren's emphatic sayings and clumsy antics, but he got used to it and quickly learned to love it. Jaren didn't have to change for people, so he doesn't understand the action. If you wanna hang out with a person so bad that you CHANGE for it... is hanging out really all that worth it if they don't like you for you?
Which steph DOES. He's more curiously entertained by poole's mimicry than anything. I think he wants to encourage poole's individualism more, but can't be the person to do it because poole will always see him on this pedestal. Others like Gary have to do that for him. But jaren doesn't SEE that.... he just sees, from d*llon's words.. a bunch of old bitches soon to be out of their primes, some of them already out. And here his best friend is trying to impress them all by not being himself. Unlike the grizzlies, where no one is trying to impress anyone due to collective underdog mentality! Though it's a Little (alot) hypocritical because jaren tries impressing ja with his posterizing sometimes.... a little... maybe... a lot... BUT THE POINT IS- jaren is jealous over The Warriors (mainly steph)..
SO U KNOW... maybe these feelings 'hide' for a While but show up so directly during conversations, things get called out then... Stuff Happens...... LIKE MAYBE AFTER THE ELIMINATION GAME.. jordan catches jaren after an interview and starts griddying (ja is not there or else he would've tweeted out that jordan just stomped on all the little bones in his ankles;therefore, code breaking) then laughs at jaren because he can't griddy, too damn big 😔.. and jaren is like HAHA😹 whatever 😒. Hater. AND THEY HAVE A GOOD CHAT! Talk about all the gifs they sent!!! Jaren misses his flight with the team they talk so long! He feels bad and the one word message from ja doesn't help, but Jordan says this is good because they can catch up!! He'll fly him back home tomorrow after a boys night out!
Jordan takes him to one of his favorite places to eat, it's really nice <3 they both teeter having too much manners and not having enough at the dinnertable. They kick each other under the table, jordan hides jaren's silverware, tells him to order The Among Us meal.... it's not real. Jaren embarrasses himself in front of hundreds. Jaren+Jordan eventually settle down when the food comes, they start sharing highschool stories..... take turns being the one that goes 'OH YEAHOH YEAH I REMEMBER!!' and the 'do YOU remember this ONE TIME..' IT'S REALLY NICE! Sometimes they get to a story that got a little.. intimate... maybe they were hiding around a corner from almost getting caught and they were pressed together.. a detail no one disclosed but everyone remembered in their hearts... and they have to get a little quiet and pause before awkwardly continuing with a laugh, both feigning forgetfulness when really they remember ALL too much..
AFTER DINNER DISCUSSIONS they walk back to Jordan's. Jordan is wearing classic short shorts, there's a chill in the wind.... jaren gives jordan his jacket and jordan wraps it around his waist like a skirt. Jordan really rocks a good skirt. They'd relish in the moment, but the press would destroy them if they saw this, and jaren couldn't help but notice his arm sleeves dragging on the ground sometimes even in the wrap since jordan was so much smaller. That can't do!!! If it were anyone else, he wouldve fussed and hurriedly fixed it... SO THEY HURRY HOME!
THATS when the discussions get... a Little deeper. A bit more heated. They're both really tired, team rivalries get into it... jordan says a lil smthin abt ja.. jaren doesn't rlly like it... so jaren says something way worse about steph.... jordan doesn't like That at All. Then d*llon gets brought up, which jordan HATES. They start to argue by the bed..
Jaren says something quick about change that he doesn't really mean, but it hits jordan deep because he thinks 'am I really that OBVIOUS? Do I really look that DESPERATE?' Jaren then does his signature Jaren Retreat after saying his piece, grumbling about taking the couch instead.. but jordan tries to stop him. AND U KNOW... MAYBE THEY TANGLE UP.. and accidentally maybe sorta jaren falls on jordan on the bed... catches himself so he's propped up with his hands on either side of jordan and he's leaned just Barely over him. It reminds them too much of That Close Memory and..... PASSION CALLS FOR IT... tiredness allows for it... nostalgia fuels it... THEY KISS!!
They start to make out!!! Jaren's big hands roaming thighs, up waists. Things are going well until jaren tries mentioning something sly thinking he'll get away with it.. it's regarding Steph. Smthing like 'he'd Never do this .. won't have you like the way / i'd / have you..' .... and that's when jordan turns them over. If jaren wants to make such a big deal over change, he'll show him Change.
Jordan starts sucking burning marks into the soft of Jaren's inner thighs, and when jaren tries deterring him, he's all 'just wear compress leggings over them.' Even though he KNOWS that'll make it more uncomfortable and squeeze the bruising. That's almost what he Wants. The idea of impact. He has Jaren on his back almost trying to fold him in two, the height is so difficult, Jaren's long legs starting to ache on his shoulders. But Jordan has a message to send. And what better way to send it than giving Jaren the greatest head he's ever had in his whole life?? Maybe he says how he wanted to do this since senior year of highschool and it sends jaren over the edge. But Jordan keeps going, fingering jaren WHILE expertly sucking him off. Jaren tries to worry about how well he does it, did steph help him 'practice??' Had he 'practiced' ON steph? But the sensation is getting too good and his brain blurs out. No more steph talk. Jordan has Jaren whining and tossing his head side to side on HIS bed on HIS pillows after HIS win, and it definitely gives him some Drive. They fuck with the lights on, Jordan makes jaren suck on the fingers that were used to open him up. It's hot. Jordan is really glad his cats were empaths, sensing conflict beforehand and fleeing from the room so they don't have to see 'daddy' at 'work'.
The sex is good. Of course. It has to be. Jordan using his arms to hold Jaren's legs back and press his knees by his head.. holding his hands while he does it. Forehead to forehead as he feels jaren's pants and hiccups in his face. Hurting his neck just to lean forward and swallow it all in like before. It's good. U know.. just something between Two Good Friends..
Afterwards, when he cleaned jaren up, they went to bed together. Jordan cuddling into jaren's chest and jaren passing out almost immediately. ... cue the slow wakeup and ache from last night with the classic
about your latest kyle/demar/jimmy… i can 100% see kyle and jimmy bullying demar on both daily basis or yk the bedroom 😏😁
what else is to be expected when demar gets with his two biggest haters !!! Thank you again to clutchpoints serving the gay agenda, unasked
BUT ALSO.........
you're So right op ... i think they're So funny. It's like they take turns being the one bullied like the healthy polycule they are! They remind me of that one stock photo compilation of these women bullying each other but like.. they would take turns being the one bullied?? Like in one pic the girl with the scarf would be the one getting her hair grabbed then the next pic SHES the one doing the hair grabbing ?? And people were captioning 'healthy elaborate polycule foreplay !! ' or 'the switch squad goin CRAAZY!!!' And it's like! Wow! It's very kyle/demar/jimmy
Like okay hmmm... like maybe kyle and jimmy are picking on deebo for idk always wanting to rp old movies LMAO like jimmy points at deebo mouthing the actors lines while he watches New Jack City and kyle does his evil little snort choke laugh and they clown on him in a duo. ' he think he Wesley snipes AAAHaa' 'he from Cali! The actor's dream is in his blood!' And deebos like 🙄 the copious stank yall be wafting through the vibes rn.... but then HE says smthin clever like 'if jimmy were an actor, he'd go every scene with some product placement in his hand' and kyle starts laughing at JIMMY now and jimmy like WOW. WOW! okay well at least i could fit on the screen without the camera needing to pan down everytime the crowd wants to see someone so Short' and kyle is like 🤣🤣🤣😐. That's not funny. So now deebo and JIMMY are laughing at kyle until kyle somehow turns it back onto deebo AND THE CYCLE CONTINUES !!!! like ! Idk!! Those three are just a bunch of little haters in love <3 i think they're just really funny, television worthy dynamic that flips All the time. They're similar but also Not, and it's Great. Also i Do be thinking about them cuddling together in bed <3 taking turns who sleeps in the middle. Jimmy is usually not allowed because he gets up really early and shakes the whole bed, but also he usually gets them all up in the morning with him even though they don't have to because he's insane planet fitness anyways. But yeah the idea of deebo sleeping in the middle of kyle and jimmy, buff arms around him at both sides, kyles leetle arms trying to hold both deebo And jimmy.. jimmy randomly holding kyles hand across demars chest.. demar waking up after a really bad dream that leaves him shaken and worrying about being alone, only to realize the two people he loves the most (besides his kids (and some stinky people too unfortunately bcus deebo is too nice)) are right there beside him and he kinda reaches his arms out behind them and pulls them closer, kisses their foreheads while they sleep <3. kyle doesn't sleep as often in the middle as youd Think he would because he moves alot in his sleep. Jimmy and demar wake up to kyle curled up on their legs like a cat under the covers LMAO. Also he probably hates jimmys coffee breath, even though jimmy smells like a God he Still finds Something to complain about. ALSO ALSO kyle probably still tries humping people LMFAO. Like they just be cuddling and suddenly deebo feels a dump truck repeatedly backing into his pelvis and jimmy feels something keep hitting his butt and deebo is like 'kahl. OK. Kahl- kahl, kahl. enough-' until jimmy goes 'LOWRY.' which gets kyle sent to the couch. Kyle probably sets the house on fire in the middle of the night and leaves lol (IM KIDDING
TO BE MORE SPICY ABOUT IT THO... LESS ON THE DOMESTICS UHHHHH... i think kyle and jimmy when they Bully deebo in the bedroom its kinda like... it basically feels like you're in hell getting 'tortured' by imps or whatever u know ???? like kyle is all 'you deserve a Break deebo, you deserve to Have this, you deserve So much.' And his stroking Demar's thigh getting closer and closer to where deebo wants his hand but won't until he has demar saying Please. Then there's jimmy behind demar muttering about how badly he wants to see him cry. Being more Crude with it. More rough, more demanding. Which is a pretty big accomplishment considering how bossy kyle can be. Which doesn't go away btw. Sometimes they don't always agree on what they wanna Do with deebo or want him to do or Want from him, not out of jealousy but out of 'EXCUSE ME??? im the sex SAVANT here get OUT B U M ' and deebo is just like. In heaven lol
i’m logging back oh man how i missed tumblr and how i loveee your blog! i’m laughing with the switch and bttm players. yes yes luka seems like a sub bttm! and kuz is a switch! i agree that mariah is probably pegging giannis 😈. giannis probably does things with them boys too. also jrue got the best white house outfit! draymond is obviously a dom like his ugly ass is so controlling and corny. and we all know steph is kinda sus! sorry ayesha we’re not that serious here 😭. but yeah trae seems so desperate sometimes it’s so funny. he’s like confused all the time, waiting for someone to make a move first 😭. your thoughts on keldon? he’s such a cute bundle of laughter, i can’t imagine him being a top… and guess what? i got a tip that jimmy have a big dingdong and got stamina for days. he’s kinda a talker and controlling too. so i don’t agree with him being the bttm one! well maybe dom bttm? like have you seen jimmy? girl he’s so whewww. and bam? bam is such a cute big fella idc! he’s probably a sub too 🤣. oh after seeing the latest post, i wonder if kyle is ruining the bam and jimmy duo? SORRY for this long ask and i’m going to HELL with this fr fr
THIS ENTIRE ASK IS ...
GENUINELY... DO NOT KNOW HOW TO RESPOND. WHERE TO sTART ??? the phrase '..and guess what? i got a tip that Jimmy have a big dingdong' is going to glue itself to my BRAIN i LITERALLY cannot stop LAUGHING at that sentence HELP ???? URE SO FUNNY??? THIS IS SUCH A GOOD ASK DONT WORRY OR APOLOGIZE QKDBEJB I SAW IT AND HAD TO REREAD IT LIKE 50 TIMES IT WAS SO GOOD WKBFKEB???? IM SO GLAD U LIKE THE BLOG AND IM EVEN GL A D - E R THAT U LOGGED BACK IN OMG UR MIND ???? UR WOrdS ??? HELP ???? I HAVE NEVER WANTED TO KNOW WHO AN ANON WAS MORE THAN NOW pLEASE. I NEED TO KNOW WHICH ARTISAN CREATED THIS JUST FOR ME ???????? SRS THIS IS SO GOOD I AKFBKSBF IT RLLY MADE MY DAY BRUH BUT ANYWAYS LETS GET TO IT 😭😭
LITERALLY ... UR MIND.. the way u See the subpremacy !!! AND the giannis peggage EXACTLY he and she are TOO BEAUTIFUL n o t to have tried it !!!! giannis' jokes about it paid off when he finally learns what it ACTUALLY is☝! ALSO ... ' giannis probably does things with them boys too ' HELP WLNDWK honestly the bucks really Are just a large poly frat of dads! Love that for them !! bucks polycule REMAINS doin things 😳😳 And YEAH SO TRUE !!!! Jrues SLAPPED !!! I think his wife dressed him or smthin but he slapped with the STYLE !!! I wonder if he won the 'best dressed to the white house' award LMAO fake or NOT he should GET IT !!!! even though he'd probably run away when they try giving it to him & all start complimenting him without him being able to compliment back LMAO
DRAYMONDS UGLY ASS 😭😭 he really was born with a receding hairline, giant forehead, AND a mouth breather huh 😭 (it's okay im a mouth breather too I understand the pain of always looking like you're hexxed or in a void) he has it ROUGH and it should only be FAIRR that he can be a little ROUGH too !!!! Im sure swaggy p wouldn't Mind at All . . Steph sus steph sl*t it BEEN known # girlboss 💙💙
The trae thoughts are SO cute awww.. little incel fratboy trae !! He's good with whatever his partner is willing to give! Just wants to make em feel good n whatnot ! he's very Gremlin evil and surpasses twinkhood via evil gremlin mastermind tendencies BUT that DOESNT mean he can't be soft sometimes !!!! Exactly!
About keldon... here's one of my Twitter mutual's Thoughts on him from a While back . .
WHO TOLD U THAT ABOUT JIMMY HELP??? and WHY were you wonderin about it in the First place hmm 🤨 ??? Suspicious.. but YEAH this is SO funny QJBDJW I fr want ur prose not even being sarcastic this was the greatest thing to read ever KABDJW but YEAH (x2) !! I can see jimmy as a Dom bttm! Very bossy, likes telling his top what he can do.. not sure if he's reached Russ's levels of Dom bttming but he's Around There !!!! But yeah Switch jimmy is ... a Thought. He is Insane he is Unbridled !!! Kyle rlly went from service top deebo to JIMMY. pray 4 that little man and his as(s)pirations bro
YEAH!! IKR ! bam is SO cute he deserves a little **** just a LITTLE ! him being a sub is also a BIG brain idea !!! I am looking Exactly at it op!! He's also very kinda Smartassy, HAS to get the last word HAS to snap back (as seen by his brief ball scuffle with kd at the Olympics .. where he literally STOLE keldons ball 😭😭). i think he can be ur sorta mean teasing tp or your brat bttm yaknow it all Depends ! Kyle WISHES he had the range !!!
ABOUT THE LAST ONE, that's an INTERESTING query!!!!! A little problem in paradise perhaps??? LMFAO idk! I personally, going off bam's smartass dumbassery, like to see his relationship with kyle just being like. Competition 24/7 but the VIBES! they don't Necessarily compete like? Physically, but with Wit. Because bam and jimmy banter 24/7 and are both petty bitches AND NOW.. bam has to deal with TWO petty bitches.. and kyle is Extra powerful because he's a little man with nothing to lose and bam can only lose So much until he goes home and starts beating up his backpack pretending it's kyle LMAO. I think they just Really like getting on each other's nerves! They being said tho ... i wonder if they.. Do compete physically tho? hm.. some food 4 thot
Also ...... deebo/kyle/jimmy/bam 4some WHEN 🤨??? And HOW ... hmmm. Much food 4 thot
