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lies down and touches my hand to the screen in a dramatic fashion,,,,,,,,,,,,,, i finished kg3 and i have Thoughts

not very coherent ones but i miss being here so

EXPLODES IN VICTORY!! LITERALLY ALL MY PAST ANALYSES ABOUT FELIX WERE RIGHT HELL FUCKIN YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!! i'm not braining rn so i'll just give the short version:

felix is constantly acting smarter than he actually is

all those big words and generally sesquipedalian dialect is 100% a front to contribute to projecting off that image of superiority

adding onto the last points he is so insecure!!!!!

ESPECIALLY insecure about the possibility of his dad treating him the way he treats ted!!!!!!!!!

and!!!!! in kg3 we finally fucking see that confirmed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and the other confirmation, that ted can be and is more capable of him than felix is to be worthy in their dad's eyes

mr. huxley literally says ted's been surprising him lately, and i fucking knew it!!!!! ted's always been determined, he has the drive, and is willing to prove himself that, no, he is better than felix keeps saying he is!!! and we finally see it confirmed in a game he doesn't even physically appear in!!!!!!!!!!!! he is such a badass, i love ted so much

also the fact that mr. huxley in the alt helicopter parenting ending was like "oh well, i have two sons",,,,,,, they're interchangeable to him. ofc. he fits the trope so well, but it still feels so rewarding to have already seen all this coming yk

also, unrelated to anything i thought in the past since we only just got felix's full name recently?? the fact that he's felix norstubble wealthington huxley the third????? i'm crying @ the fact that implies mr. huxley is the second and named felix after himself (and potentially ted and fe's grandpa, who would've been the first) hgfghgfdfdgh

anyway, other non-huxley thoughts!!

scippio is sooooooo sopping wet cat coded wtf /aff

he's just a pathetic boyfailure loser man....... almost like disco elysium harry if u squint (i think i'm just thinking of that game bc i played it for the first time recently but like!! tell me i'm wrong!!!! he drinks!! he's got (three??) ex wives!! he has constant mental breakdowns!!!! they're practically twins /silly)

AUSTIN IS A GOOBER;;;;; he's so sweet i love his personality, he means so well and is so nice, he just Looks like a punk and likes throwing rocks and breaking things but he's a good kid!!!!!!!

he lowkey reminded me of an oc i had when i was 10 who was a troublemaker girl who liked breaking windows with a slingshot, but austin is a character who executes the idea 100% better than she did honestly

jfc. i Was admittedly a little underwhelmed with the characterization of established characters in kg3 and ready to write it off as a little disappointing, or not as good as kg2, but holy fuck that final mission was so badass. i felt so badass solving it. it was a fuckin hugeass boss fight it was literally so epic!!!!!!! i loved that part of it, i think that mission singlehandedly saved it

THE CLIFFHANGER;;;;;;; IM SO HYPED THEY'RE MAKING A 4TH GAME BUT AGHHH!!!!!!! i think i could tell that they're continuing onto thursday-- they literally kept referencing "tomorrow" and kept feeding the player information and lore about the goo and schools and experiments that'll obv have a purpose in a future game, and they booted way too many characters that Should make a comeback. but it's still just hgfhgfdfgh the Waiting..... im sure they've got the story going all the way to friday at least, bc it really feels like it with how much lore they poured into this game.

also ik alice didn't have much personality in kg2, so when i made my rp blog of her i got p attached to that version of her. BUT I NEVER WOULD'VE GUESSED THAT DAVEY WAS THE ONE WHO GOT A TRAIT OF MY RP ALICE AT ALL!! I NEVER THOUGHT ANY KID WOULD!!!!!

but apparently davey is the one who's the "weird kid who ppl don't understand, has a big attachment to a mysterious important creature (linda) and can communicate with them, and gets WAYYY too into fantasy roleplay on the playground"!!! im CRYING that is so incredibly specific, why tf does davey have my "fae and bone riddles" alice personality it's just so funny to me /gen

speaking of alice. hell yeah at least i got a few traits right!!!! pettiness, plays like an actual kid, forgetful. it's okay, as long as i can still hc her goth it's still perfect <3

also. as an adult, i must confess i did swoon a little on her behalf when applegate and bob were "dirty" talking on the phone like!! god pls a spouse who's willing to clean the house for me?? please;;;;;; and willing to get all the tough spaces!! and strong enough to lift the fridge!!!!! god i don't blame applegate at all, i'd marry em too

idk if i have more, this is all i could think of for now 😭

if i think of other stuff i'll just post abt it bc oops this got long;;;; i was supposed to bake cookies an hour ago whoops

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princce7 replied to your post “((petition to make crack!ted an actual verse,,,,,,, au where he has...”

i'm told you before - a teddy bear is still a bear

((FGHGFDSDFGHGFD i mean yeah lmao,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,))

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((oops i actually added more stuff to the mini fic and posted it on ao3,,,,, it’s a songfic now lol :’)c))

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ruinedsword replied to your post “((so about that headcanon that in the roleswap au the twins have been...”

(( roleswap ted and roleswap felix r baby...i love them ))

((they are baby and they love you too!!!))

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((so about that headcanon that in the roleswap au the twins have been punished before by being separated,, consider

ted: knock knock, i'm busting you outta here so we can do stuff let's go

felix: what?? are you doing outside the window??? you're going to fall oh my god??? teddy?????))

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((so i’m looking at playthroughs of kindergarten 1 again and like,,,,, imagine ted and buggs bonding over dad issues))

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((oh i was going to say this before i left-- i have another headcanon: ted is absolutely an extrovert. he craves interaction with people, and just being with people in general. he’d love to talk to people more but it’s kind of obvious in-game that he Can’t. so he’s just kinda learned to deal with it and learned how to shut himself up.

he gives off the appearance of being shy or introverted because of that, but really it’s just that he’s anxious and he’s also been conditioned to behave that way even though he probably Would Not be like that if that hadn’t happened to him))