Come see Jennifer read from WA is Water, her genre-defying contribution to ecological writing containing musings on natural history, Taoist-like meditations, a coffee table photo collection in portable form, and a study of human interactions with the natural world. I will also be there, representing my master, Dr. Horace S. Browntrout, and reading from the works of that venerable purveyor of inscrutably absurd circumlocutions: Mental Disorders of the Mind, I Am THE Victim Here, Death or Glory! A Gentleman Explorer’s Guide to Manliness, Mountaineering, and More.