I pray he never gets a denture.
The little tooth gap when he turns his head. The tiny fang...
It's just so human and charming 💙
☆How can a human be this adorable? ☆
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I pray he never gets a denture.
The little tooth gap when he turns his head. The tiny fang...
It's just so human and charming 💙
☆How can a human be this adorable? ☆
There are actually far right people on tumblr
I thought this was all queer neurodivergent or just nerds…
(I’m all 3 but that’s not the point)
But there are actually people who think i shouldn’t have my rights on here?
Damn….
Anyway ima go read more Ben Grimm fanfiction while eating a specific type of snack with a specific texture
teeth on the guitar case :3
The intro I wrote for my very first VTM campaign
word count: 837
The year is 2035, and it is becoming increasingly difficult to tell fiction from reality.
Fact is falling to the rise of misinformation, exasperated by the muddying of artificial intelligence and flat-out lies fed by news websites and spilling from the mouths of politicians. It’s near impossible to tell if any image or video is real, now that they can all be generated with a few sentences of prompting, the visages so life-like that a new study of determining the validity is quickly becoming a highly lucrative career path, especially now that a recent supreme court ruling has determined that all video and photographic evidence must be analyzed by a professional before it can be submitted in a court of law. Colleges and trade schools clamor to create programs of study, since the utter lack of practitioners has essentially brought the entire American judicial system to a grinding halt - trials are delayed indefinitely as defense lawyers and prosecutors alike struggle to find someone to validify evidence.
Which is why no one knows what, exactly, to make of it when videos of apparent vampires begin to appear online.
Of course, these videos of throats ripped out with teeth in shady parking complexes, of women in glittering dresses moving at inhuman speeds, of figures with twisted faces summoning masses of rats or crows or cats, are quickly written off as some sort of ARG or prank. Hobbyist physical media analysts claim en masse that the videos are legit, unedited and ungenerated, but who would really believe that? They must be in on the joke. No real professionals have weighed in on the matter, although the government puts out numerous statements claiming that the videos have been analyzed and determined to be fake (but they never disclose the names of the people who have allegedly done the analyzing, despite the fact that the few respected analysts are well-known enough to practically count as celebrities, given the fact that the country relies upon them so heavily).
And besides, most of the videos come from San Antonio, a city known for its vampire cults, groups of teenagers running around the streets at night, engaging in blood play and calling themselves creatures of the night. At worst, those videos must just be kids messing around, a new generation of amateur filmmakers playing with special effects and AI video tools. And if there are reports of attacks, people stumbling into hospitals with twin pricks on the neck suffering from major blood loss, reporting that they were pinned down and force-feed the blood of their attacker, it was only someone taking the bit too far. Someone off their Abilify who read too much Anne Rice and Stephanie Meyer.
No one takes it very seriously until the CDC quarantines an entire 200 square mile stretch of the city, nearly half of it, erecting 400 foot walls of concrete nearly overnight, pulling thousands of officers from border patrol to stand guard at this new barrier. The electricity was cut to the quarantined zone, devices set up to disrupt the connection between cell phones and satellites, and what little communication has gotten out has been over staticky radio frequencies, a nearly obsolete technology.
Social media accounts pop up overnight on places like X and Twitch, 24/7 feeds of radio output picked up by the seldom few who still own traditional radios and broadcasted for the world to hear, screenshots of the occasional text message allegedly sent from hot spots where satellite connection is still, unreliably, available. The occasional grainy video somehow smuggled out of the city.
The information is incomplete and contradictory, slippery at best and outright outrageous at worst. But there’s generally a consensus: whatever is going on behind those walls seems to be some sort of outbreak of vampirism. Or at least something that looks like it - fangs and hunger for blood, aversion to sunlight and sharp lengths of wood (although, as many on the internet are quick to point out, a stake to the heart would kill anyone, undead or otherwise).
The CDC calls San Antonio a quarantine zone, although they are achingly unforthcoming with what exactly it is that they’ve contained within the walls. People online who think themselves comedians call it a Dead Zone.
All of this is why, when you’re snatched off the street in Houston, a mere 200 miles from the Dead Zone, thrust into an unmarked van after sundown, pinned down to the plastic floor and bit by a cold, dead mouth, razor sharp canines cutting into soft flesh like a serrated blade, you understand to some extent what’s happening to you. When fingers dig into the tender point where your jaw meets your skull hard enough to bruise, forcing your lips apart, and cold, syrupy liquid tasting of iron and rot drizzles into your mouth, when you feel as your heartbeat slows and eventually stops, you understand suddenly, horribly, that every video you saw, every rumor you heard, was true.
Vampires exist, and now you’re one of them.
So my friend told me they got some of their wisdom teeth removed today and so I told them that idk if I had wisdom teeth (bc I heard that some people are born without them) and they said "of course you do" and I, still unsure about having wisdom theeth, went and counted my teeth
a very normal thing to do right?
I have 28 teeth
Is this a normal amount of teeth to have?
@theluckoftheclaws
“I get ‘em cheap”
You have the cutest smile.
This shot was just adorable.
His genuine smile and hearty laughs mean the world to us.
How did you get your eyes to twinkle like that?!
He's just beautiful. Literally, so beautiful.
No-one asks but we think he's super cool and lovely AND you should re-watch every single one of his movies.