1: Ily uwu 2: do you have any cutesy tehchaos headcanons? OwO
1: !!! uwu!!! 💖💖
2:• Chilled is protective!!!! a good bf• John always will cook that Italian™ Food • As much as Chilled will like,,, make fun of him in games, he’ll always apologize afterwards• John always tries to keep up with the dirty jokes thrown around, but he,,, cannot and Chilled finds it adorable• C uddles • Chilled is little spoon • Everyone is like “john smol. chilled big.” but they are INCORRECT • Butterfly kisses 25/8• Chilled n Ze are still the gay best friends but Chilled always makes sure to prove to John that he only wants his soff boi• Phone calls through the night• Chilled carrying John bridal style for even the tiniest of trips• soff times
Hey so. I feel like shit and I feel meaningless :) I thought of this song and just angst. It’s v shitty so bear with me.
And if you squint your eyes and look closely... there’s slight TehChaos...
My heart is paralyzed
My head was oversized
I'll take the high road like I should...
“Ze! Ze… W- Wait… P- Please stay… I- I won’t be able to take it…”
You said it's meant to be
That it's not you, it's me
You're leaving now for my own good...
“Chilled… I’m sorry. It has to be this way. It’s not you… it’s me. I’m only leaving for your own good…”
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say:
He went down in an airplane...
“Hey Chilled! Where’s Ze?”
“...He’s been in a plane crash…”
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Fried getting suntan…
“Chilled! Nice to see you! Where’s Ze?”
“...Trying to get tanned but fried…”
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Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand…
“Chilled, we haven’t seen Ze around much… What happened to him?”
“Tripped and fell in a mixture of quicksand…”
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!
“Ze… W- Why did you leave me… I can’t take it… I wanted a better goodbye…”
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He met a shark under water…
“Ze was at the beach last time I saw him…”
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Fell and no one caught him…
“I can’t believe our visit to the Empire State Building ended like this!”
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I returned everything I ever bought him…
“Ze, I’m sorry… I have too. It hurts too much. I- I can’t have everything reminding me of you…”
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies…
And ways to say you died...
“Damnit Ze! I have tears all over my list… I- I can’t lie to them anymore…”
My pride still feels the sting
You were my everything
Someday I'll find a love like yours…
“Smarty…? Y- You really like me?”
He'll think I'm Superman
Not super minivan
“Of course. You have everything anyone would want.”
How could you leave on Yom Kippur?
“God, Ze… Why did you do this to me…”
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say:
She was caught in a mudslide…
“We went hiking…”
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Eaten by a lion...
“Zoos need to keep better track of their animals!”
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Got run over by a crappy purple Scion…
“Drunk drivers…”
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!
“Ze… You hurt me so much…”
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He dried up in the desert..
“I told him he should’ve taken water…”
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Drowned in a hot tub…
“We were drunk…”
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Danced to death at an east side night club…
“I always thought he’d die to something as dumb as that…”
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies...
And ways to say you died…
“I fucking hate you… For making me lie like this…”
I wanna live a thousand lives with you…
I wanna be the one you're dying to love…
But you don't want to…
“W- We could’ve been a family Ze… We could’ve lived out our lives together…”
“I’m sorry Chilled. I can’t. I’m sorry…”
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies…
And ways to say you died...
I apologize... I don’t know what’s up... I wish I could say that I was fine like I normally do... but I’m not. So. Yea. Here’s the link to 50 Ways to Say Goodbye by Train
Also I did change the pronouns a lil... please don’t hurt me
Person A watching with a heavy heart and forced smile as Person B reconnects/reminisces with their ex. Eventually, they get up and leave, curious if B will notice. By the time Person B does notice, A has made it all the way home in tears.
Warnings: Implied unfaithfulness
Pairing: ZeRoyalChaos and past and implied TehChaos
Rating: T
Broken hearts and scattered shards.
“Haha I know right! It’s so nice catching up with you.”
John smiled along with Anthony, and Steven had never felt more alone.
He forced a smile on his broken face. Forced a crude laugh to tumble out of his lips. Forced the crinkle in his eyes and the happy facade. He did anything to hide the pain.
John and Anthony continued to talk to each other about everything and nothing - just like how him and Anthony used to talk.
Steven wasn’t an idiot. He noticed the not-so-subtle hand brushes and the lustful gazes in the pair’s eyes, and at that moment, forever seemed to crumple up into a never.
With a cheerful voice that hid the screams in his head, Steven said,“I’ll be right back. I’m glad you two get along again, though.”
John acknowledged Steven with a glance and nod while Anthony was too interested in the story he was telling to notice him. A sob almost managed to escape out of Steven’s throat but he quickly hurried out the door.
Steven stumbled out into the cold autumn air and practically sprinted towards his house.
It’s cold.
I’m sure Anthony will be pretty warm with John tonight though.
Steven managed to go a block without any tears until a cry tore through his mouth and everything started to collapse. He had to stop and cover his face in his trembling hands as the scenes of John and Anthony together replayed in Steven’s mind. He tried to prevent it, but his thoughts wandered over to the things they’d be doing too and how Anthony probably wouldn’t even care about his unfaithfulness.
Only another block away, Steven basically dragged himself the rest of the way and fell down on his knees when he was finally in his house. He pushed his back against the door and let all of the screams he’s bottled up with denial and lies to be set free. He pulled at his hair and closed his eyes tightly, wishing this was all a nightmare that he’d wake up from only to have Anthony’s arms wrapped around him.
That night, Steven really did have a nightmare, but when he woke up Anthony had his arms wrapped around John instead.
- - -
“Hey, where’s Steven?”
John only shrugged. “He said he’d be right back and went out the door.”
“When did he say that?”
“30 minutes ago.”
Anthony sprang up and his eyes grew wide with fear and shock. John stood up as well and rested a hand on his shoulder, smiling warmly. “You shouldn’t worry about him, I bet he’s fine.”
Anthony’s previously tense body relaxed and he grinned at John. He wasn’t sure if he would regret the,“wanna go to the bedroom?” that felt like venom on his tongue.
