And here we have some quotes from my ENTJ older brother in just one afternoon
“Why aren’t you dating anyone? School’s not an excuse, you think you’ll have time in uni?”
“Being able to say no is very important, in the bedroom.”
*puts his hands on my shoulders* “Promise me when you live alone you won’t live like this” *gestures to parent’s house*
“So you haven’t decided what uni you’re going to, and you don’t know what degree you want?”*horrified*
“What are you going to do when that job is taken over by artificial technology?”
*gives speech about the importance of changing windshield wipers every two years*
“So a boyfriend isn’t essential? So you’ll never get married or have kids?”
“Children are essential to the human race.”
“You have dirt on the steps, an empty birdbath, rusting BBQ exposed, a tea-towel on the floor!, a rusting heater exposed, dirty dog mats, all this shit, and someone has decided to store umbrellas in a cardboard box at the door!”
“Sorry for ranting.”