#terminally offline

[ozzysoatsolivesandpasta]

Do you suppose @ferociouspapa2 is secretly a girl blogger because I might be

I fear I had to google what a girl blogger is and it just made me even more confused. But yes your user is infact the most girly pop pretty pink princess blog name ever.

[666vixx]

i found out about smiskis from a random customer at work and had the genius idea to put the one i bought because of her in one of my rolife kits. tell me why there’s a whole tiktok trend for that??? and i somehow manufactured it myself without even USING tiktok???

[reinterlacing]

I read an editorial from some guy saying identity verification must be enforced on a nationwide basis to use social media and I cackled out loud

[strix-alba]

ever since i've started paying much closer attention to birds, i now regularly have dreams which include one or more cool, colorful new birds that I then spend part of the dream trying to get close enough to see/identify what they are. It's fun! I enjoy this new motif. I just wish I remembered any of them well enough to draw them out afterwards

[tinkkles]

Talking to my straight friends