#terrible dad

[nezumiko]

I moved Macaroni’s stash of toys. He can never trust me again

Now he’s sulking in the soft thing

[neerasrealm]

LJ in an au where he raises Toby, a few days before his birthday: I'm convinced he has a tape worm or something of that nature, Jason.

Jason, amused and slightly concerned: Where on earth would Toby have acquired a tape worm?

LJ, frustrated: Oh, how would I know? That child is always one step ahead of me.

Jason: he's four...

LJ, correcting him: he's three.

GDJDJDJDJDHS LJ WATCH YOUR KID HOW'D YOU LET HIM GET W O R M S

[theprivatefeelings]

Am i the only one that looks for a father figure in every adult, male, authoritarian person in their lives?

Yes? Ok

[markodragic]

man you two are really onto something here SKHKHKJK although I feel like if bronte asked john that, it would be the last words he’d ever speak on this earth

[kaworubunga-surfs-up-shinji-kun]

“People live on by forgetting their memories. But there are some memories that should never be forgotten.”

- Gendo Ikari, Evangelion: 2.0 You Can (Not) Advance

[unicorn-dad]

Rereading arguments is fun! I love ruining my own mood by reminding myself how bad I am at caring for him

[theworld-is-out-there]

This just in: my dad is a drunken asshole and my mother is a literal saint.

[thelanternwretch-archive]

Father, I think I like someone. What should I do?

“Hunt them down. Grab them. Make them like you back. If they hurt your feelings, you tell me and I’ll make them wish they took the offer when they were first given. No one snubs any child of mine.”