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i hate bea but... . HORSE HAT! horsy in hat! her little horse ears poking out i love it
Hero/Villain AU where the hero is really good at saving the world but a terrible parent (and is just a terrible person)
so the villain despite being a villain is a great dad and adopts this poor child. He even supports them when they say xey wanna be a hero and finds smaller villains for them to fight. 🥹
Takes xem to school, makes dinner for them, sews up xeir hero costume, tucks them in for bed 😫😭 even takes them to hero conventions and to xeir hero friends’ houses hnnn
All /genpos p
Batman: Urban Legends #1
How many OC do u have??:o
A few! There’s only a couple I really care about tho pfftftf
Just had my periodic realization that my childhood wasn't funny bad it was actually bad bad it just sounds funny out of context
Like the sentence
"Mother would strap a 50lb weight to my head"
Out of context, it reads as the intro to a borat style comedy bit involving a nebulously foreign country and it's weird customs
"In Old Country Mother would strap 50 kilogram weight to my head as part of winter festivity!"
In context tho,
"As a punishment my mother would strap a 50lb weight to my head and make me do push ups until I couldn't do any more."
I don't have a point here, I'm just like... Damn.
Y'know?
PRECIOUS BEAN I want to send his dumbass father to the GLUE FACTORY
I hate my father
Me: *bringing cookies to mother* They're soft (they're supposed to be crunchy , I hate soft stale cookies) Mother: Then throw them away (ie: giving approval to toss them / understands kind of) Father: Hmmmm? What? Me: *hands them off to the father* They're like biscoff oreos (Two cookies with cream in middle) Father: *eats one* Yum Mother: Well I guess he can eat them Me: Cool , I dont like them Father (to me): You have issues Me: Yes (this is not new information) Father: I hope a kid throws up on you Me (What?): They have , I have experienced that Mother: Yea she caught it in her hands. (not accurate , but somewhat true) Father: No I mean your kid , throwing up on you , both ends Me: *proceeds to walk away cause what the fuck* -------------
The same man that has said "Is there something mentally wrong with you ?" " Are you brain dead?? . . . . You're brain dead" And other similar things Ok and your white ? Like are we just pointing out the obvious ?? I have the tism , adhd , dyslexia , and other things. Thing that I am not able to fix on my own but nobody will help me. Like what is the point in saying that , you like gonna help me or just continue to be an asshole