#terribleparenting

[kaiteepage]

(Sound on) 🤦🏻‍♀️ 🤭 #terribleparenting #motheroftheyear #terribletwos #momlife #boymom #fuck it #swearingisbad #16hourdays #nocluewhatimumbleallday #sandiegoliving #toddler #likemotherlikeson #2under3 🖕🏻🥂 (at San Diego, California)

[tattooerman]

Just enjoying a day in the park with my daughter and niece. #drinkingouttashoes @kristia1722 doesn't know what she's missing. #Terribleparenting #imterrobleforpoatingthis (at Brooklyn Bridge)

[totallynotspin-blog]

Just a reminder that I'll always love you, no matter how many mind-altering drugs you try, honey.

Just remember to partake safely! : D

[rantingcathartic]

Nothing To Sneeze At

Nothing To Sneeze At

My baby sneezed directly into my mouth yesterday and then (to make it just awful) I had a reflex action and spit on my baby. I blame the overwhelming urge to make ridiculous over exaggerated faces while holding her up to my face

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[safeinyourembrace]

Soo excited about going on holiday with my friends. But my mum just has to kill it everytime. "Why didn't you invite Ayesha" "Don't exclude your sister" "You're always excluding her you little cow". Apparently I should give her the choice of whether she wants to come even though I don't want her to. It would ruin my holiday. She is the biggest hypochondriac, borderline OCD, neurotic person ever. She'd claim to be sick half the time, wouldn't wanna go places incase there were nuts or germs and probably complain it was boring. No she cannot come. This is my holiday. She can go somewhere with other friends if she wants to go that badly. I am allowed to live my own life without inviting her everywhere. Every time i go out i get fucking criticised for not inviting Ayesha. Maybe she should make her own plans and actually make an effort to talk to her friends herself. I shouldn't feel guilty.