#terrorist joke

[offensivesovietjokes-blog]

A terrorist group takes over an airplane, and declares to its passengers: "Now we're going to fuck all the men and throw all the women overboard." The women, surprised, inquire: "What, men can be fucked?" And the men, whispering: "They can, they can...!"

[yololols-blog]

[the-truth-is-buried]

Me: You must be a terrorist...

*dramatic pause*

Me: ..Cause i've been Osama Binwanten dat dick

[gallifrey-and-glass-slippers]