#tes shenanigans

[pathcrier]

Prince Naemon, at first introduction: you're a little...homely to be one of the Queens eyes, are you not?

Aradi, who just trecked a weeks worth: oi, that's fucking rude.

Naemon: how dare you! you will speak to me with respect, I am your better.

Aradi: listen piss head, once you drop the petty, irrelevant name calling maybe I'll give you the respect you demand.

Naemon: *downright fuming* why you barbaric little-

Aradi, already walking away: I'm going back to my job I suggest you do the same, buddy.

[merry-married-men]

Tes Shenanigans

So I set my difficulty high and I refused to lower it. I also was against using the fast travel feature for rp reasons. I was walking through the mountains with Martin Septim when I got the message saying "Brother Martin is unconscious". I decided to turn around but since I never walk on the path, this would be difficult. So I find a road and I'm walking on it and I see this bear. The bear clearly saw me and came running towards me. I start running in the other direction. I'm freaking out because I keep on seeing the "Brother Martin is unconscious" notification come up because I love him and he deserves better than me for an escort. I came to a stop at some ruins because I escaped the bear. I'm healing up because the bear hit me and my character was about to die. Naturally, a skeleton attacks me and I jump. I check my inventory for health potions. I have 10 and I immediately use one. I then see an arrow hit the skeleton and there's Martin Septim. You would've thought I saw the second coming of Christ from the look on my face. We kill the skeletons and the bandits that followed Martin Septim. The wise thing to do would be to fast travel to the city. Not me, I live up to my character's name of Stupid Motherfucker. I just began to walk and I get attacked by a bear. It was probably the same bear that just attacked me but it doesn't matter. I left Martin to die, and I ended up at the shrine to Hermaeus Mora. I still decided to go to Bruma by foot. I ended up after seeing the "Brother Martin is unconscious" so much and I felt so bad that I decided to stop my BS and fast travelled to Bruma. And that's how I broke my rp.

[merry-married-men]

Why is he orange like Trump?

[merry-married-men]

Me: I'm going to protect Martin Septim Me: *doesnt know where he is 90% of the time* Me: *makes him wait in dangerous places* Martin: *falls unconscious 10+ times*

[merry-married-men]

So in Oblivion I accidentally pickpocketed Martin Septim and now he's got two set of eyebrows

[merry-married-men]

I'm playing oblivion with Martin Septim as a follower and I walked into dunbarrow cove and his skin turned Donald Trump orange i cannot believe this what did I do to deserve this

[merry-married-men]

I have a crush on Martin Septim why do I do this to myself

[mintharastherapist]

i just hate it when that mogrul dude in solstheim says to you "i'll give you this warning only once. stay out of my way and we'll do just fine"... he says it EVERY SINGLE TIME you walk past him like dude........ are u ok