#tesstaurus

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Narrator: And now let's see what is going into AA characters' brains… Ben: Niki Alea: Boys Tess: Girls Orion: Men Cassaras: Spaghetti

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Tess: You have beautiful eyes Kit, fixing their glasses: Thanks, they do not work

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Tess: Are you a red flag or a green flag? Alea: Green, I think Tess: asks Lennox the same thing Lennox: Um… I think I'm a bit of both? But mostly red. Tess: asks Cassaras Cassaras: I'M BOTH puts out an Italian flag and starts singing (badly) the hymn of Italy

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Thea: Tips on writing? Tess: Tip 1:Start writing Thea: …and I failed

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"What is your gender?" Tess, Alea, Thea, Siska: Girl Ben, Lennox, Sammy: Guy Kit: No. Cassaras: I don't have gender, only regret… And MCR poster with autograph, wanna see it?

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Sammy: Dad, can you go get a chair from the kitchen? Cassaras: Aha *goes* Two hours later. Tess: *comes to the kitchen* What is taking you so long? Cassaras: I kinda baked cookies… Tess: What? why? Cassaras: Well, I saw someone had forgotten their cup and I washed. Then when I was putting it back, I decided I wanted to drink water and opened the fridge for ice so I can put in the water. Then I saw we have cookie dough and I baked cookies. Tess: Tess: Are you sure you don't have ADHD? Cassaras: No, just regular cookies. I didn't have time for more fancy ones

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Tess: Ok, I wish I was born girl but that doesn't make me trans. That is really cis thing to do Sammy: Tess– Cassaras: I can confirm, I'm cis and I wish I was born a girl too Thea: face palm

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Imagine Cassaras is cis het allo- romantic/sexual but his kids also think he is queer Cassaras: I'm going on a date, does anyone know where are the car's keys? I have to pick her up Anthea: DATE? You are not aroace?! Cassaras: Aha? Siska: HER? Cassaras: …yes? Alea: You are going on a date with a WOMAN? Tess: It is okay him to experiment, Alea Cassaras: I'm not gay Tess: It is okay to be in denial. When you feel confident enough to come out, we'll support you Kit: Exactly. If you want us to use any other pronouns like he/they, tell us, we won't question it. Cassaras: I'm not queer Silence. Sammy: Will no one mention the fact that we don't have a car?