#tevindicticate

[hcroyalguard]

(This application is inexplicably written in both red crayon and leetspeak.)

Name: F3NR1S TH3 GRUMPY 3LF Age: 25 PROB4BLY WH4T3V3R TH4T M34NS Sector: 002 (W3LL D1STR1CT B3T4)

Position Applying For: H34D GU4RD OR JUST R3GUL4R GU4RD 1F H34D GU4RD 1S F1LL3D Please list your work experience: H3 WORK3D 4S 4 P3RSON4L BODYGU4RD FOR 4 M4GIST3R FROM CH1LDHOOD UNT1L H3 W4S 4 T33N4G3R 4FT3R TH4T H3 WORK3D 4S 4 M3RC3N4RY. 4ND TH3N 4S 4 W4RR1OR FOR TH3 CH4MP1ON OF K1RKW4LL Please list any skills, powers: H3 C4N PH4S3 THROUGH PHYS1C4L OBJ3CTS SO 1F TH3 PR1NC3SS N33DS SOM3ON3S H34RT R1PP3D OUT H3 1S TH3 M4N FOR TH3 JOB 4LSO H3 GLOWS 1N TH3 D4RK 4ND PROB4BLY T4ST3S L1KE BLU3 R4SPB3RRY (HOW3V3R H3 C4NNOT R34D OR WR1T3 WH1CH 1S WHY 1 4M WR1T1NG ON H1S B3H4LF) Are you able to perform physical tasks?: Y3S H3 1S V3RY STRONG Day or night shift?: N1GHT 4S H3 1S 4 W4LK1NG N1GHTL1GHT

Why do you want to work in this guard? B3C4US3 H3 1S TR41N3D FOR L1T3R4LLY NOTH1NG 3LS3 SO 1N 4 W4Y H3 1S 4 BORN BODYGU4RD If need be, would you be willing to fight for this princess?: H3LL Y34H Additional comments, questions: PL34S3 FORW4RD WR1TT3N R3SPONS3S 1N D3L1C1OUS R3D 1NK FOR TH3 3NJOYM3NT OF H1S TR4NSL4TOR

[ Your response is written in red ink as per request ] —  11 FEBRUARY 2015 Dear Mister Fenris and Translator,        Congratulations!         Upon reviewing your application, I am pleased to inform you that you are being ACCEPTED for the position of HEAD GUARD (NIGHTTIME).         I am very impressed by your application and experience! I know I will feel safe in your care! I am compelled to reach out to your translator as well! If they would like an official position within the guard to translate and do paperwork you may be unable to do, let me know! I would be happy to pay them for their duties!         If you are available to interview with myself and Yosuke Hanamura, let me know as soon as possible so that we may arrange a meeting! We will discuss salary and scheduling!                                         Sincerely,                                            Princess Sonia Nevermind

[chainwhipping]

tevindicticate replied to your photo: Chose a particularly cute one from a few days...

is your hair just. naturally straight bc i will cry i want it.

IT ACTUALLY IS i'm very proud of it i am glad you like it <3

if you like it that is i mean

[vxstals]

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5/5 OKAY HOLD ON....

[sassmasterhawke-blog]

✖ and also the moon one

Describe a way to make them uneasy or apprehensive.

Honestly, it’s really hard to make Garrett Hawke uncomfortable. He’s seen and dealt with a lot of things. Taking shit about mages is a damn good way to make him feel uneasy. Because he doesn’t look like a typical mage it can sometimes be easy to overlook that piece of Hawke, but being an apostate is the best way to see anti-mage sentiments everywhere. And that’s always awesome.

On a sleepless night, what would they be found doing?

Generally Hawke never has much problem with sleeping, but should it be a particularly bad night for sleep he drinks. That’s… about it really. If there are people around he feels free to talk and listen to others talking. But the alcohol, at the very least, will make him feel a bit drowsy after the fourth pint or so.

[sassmasterhawke-blog]

"Well aren't you a sight for sore eyes."

Queue not trying to look TOO relieved or happy to see Fenris, after all there was about a ninety percent chance this guy thought you were supposed to be a woman like the rest of your friends.