#texas trip

[monstrousgourmandizingcats]

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. I've seen my godson be a total chatterbox on the way to a place called Eataly. I've seen the guy at the Fort Worth Stockyards attempt to pronounce "benvenuto". I've seen [mutual I met up with redacted because I didn't ask her permission to post this] cut off in traffic by a fucking helicopter. All those moments will be lost in lime, because I'm day drinking at my gate. Time...to fly.

[ufonaut]

fort worth stockyards (29/10/24) 🤠

[calledfate]

bricktown with @ufonaut :)

[crumbys-crumbs]

Mr Natural!!!!!

[jacularmetteld]

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[fitnessgeekandcoffeefreak]

My niece called me yesterday and sang a lovely monotone rendition of Happy Birthday 😁 She's 4 and is was so great! I'm flying there this weekend so I asked her what she wanted to do when I got there. "Ummmm, go swimming. . . . Make a cake?. . . . Oh! DO YOU HAVE A SWIM SUIT?" Apparently she is a huge fan of the pool. Which she should be. . . . Since they are in Texas, lol. I can't wait 🤗

Now taking suggestions for how NOT to melt in 100° Texas heat!

[because-imma-lady-assface]

Friends.

I’m going to Dallas in a few weeks.

Any spots I need to hit? 

[msdbzbabe]

Found this at the boxlunch with @funsexydragonball She saw me freak lmao!