#texasposting

[rateaters-sutff]

Bro is so rancid not even the gop wants him

Some highlights from the article

[discrunkled-twog]

ah, to experience the carefree joys of summertime……. unfortunately, i must Texas

[kindercelery]

last yaoi of the year 💔

[goofballgutz]

Meow Wolf photo dump.

[agent-stone]

We're stopping in Uncertain for a bit, and this place has only divided in population. It still looks the same, which brings back a few memories.

The doctor is walking to the park to stretch his legs, so I think I'll go with him. It's dark out, and there's only a few lamps around. I think we're doing okay, even for the long trip!

-- Stone

[totally-texas]

It's lonely out here.

[gaytrees]

Things in Dallas, TX

stroads

haciendas

firearms, places to procure them, and people who worship them. low hanging fruit tho.

roads named like, marigold lane, where the speed limit is 55 and everyone goes 75

a pretty good local records store

lizards!

actually one of the smallest walmarts I've ever been in. #noteverythingintexas

a light rail system. nice :)

economic whiplash if you drive 15 minutes in any direction

luxury apartments stylized to look like haciendas with shitty roofs

boot stores

every chain store you can think of

whole lotta cowboys. not too many cows. or horses.

surprisingly robust queer community

pools with the minimum legal chlorine concentration

drivers that want to kill you and themself with their motor vehicle

little korea

fetish scene that's lit af. has an understandably thorough vetting process

rootin tootin techno music!!!!!

luxury apartments with exceptionally well-fed roaches

highways named after conservatives

toll roads

a spectrum of mexican food from meh to stellar and the price is NOT a predictor of quality

the most aggressive speed bumps

grackles :)

sex shops with lingere for women in sizes S and M. that's about the closest to real S&M it gets in these stores.

big ass american flags

a thrift store with a prayer room, but no fitting room

a lot of good sushi

[evenstarfalls]

Happy Vernal Equinox to all! Please take some firstprince bluebonnet picture fanart!

(For those unaware, the bluebonnet is the state flower of Texas and it's a common tradition to take photos in bluebonnets each year, usually on the side of the road. A tradition that I think Alex absolutely drags Henry into.)