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Time for some minor library summer reading club fraud

#haven't actually been keeping a log for the past month but. I have read consistently #so what if I fudge the dates a little and also a lot of it was fanfiction. there's no rule against that

Just got a shipping email from the UK. And I have no idea what it is ngl

#it might be a shirt question mark ? but I have no memory of buying a shirt from England

inthetags

Reblog and put in the tags what your blog title (not URL!) is a reference to.

#the locked tomb my beloved

fipindustries

ok this looks ultra mega based, are you kidding me? can you imagine the bullshit i could get up to with this bad boy? fuck yes i want ten

mint-corset

Wait are iPhone bros coping because Apple has to be more universal? Lol.

such-justice-wow

Boo hoo i'll be able to add more physical storage to my phone and be able to change out batteries if they degrade as well as all these other optional features I won't have to touch

lectorel

Continuing in the trend of political cartoons depicting milquetoast moderate positions seem so much cooler and more badass than they are

domina-honoribila

I love how they add totally absurd things no one is asking for to make the idea look crazy. And still, I must emphasize, failing to make this look like a bad idea.

teaboot

"Is this what you want? Is this ugly stupid bullcrap what you want??" the biggest loudest idiot in the room asks, holding up a picture of the hottest looking shit I've ever seen

xmusicboox

taragrimface

this reminds me of the bing commercials that disturbed the absolute living fuck out of me around 2010

corporations always rape tech to maximize profits and then spend years shaming and mocking customers who fail to embody the lowest common denominator

gramgram is happy paying 2.99 in the ringtone store instead of being able to use custom audio files, why can't we all be as pliant and exploitable as gramgram? what are we, elitist nerds? what are we, liars?

vampirefabio

do you prefer books originally written in british english to be localized when published in america, and vice versa with books originally written in american english?

yes, localize it!

no, keep the original.

Remaining time: 3 days 4 hours

have no idea if the way this is worded makes sense lol but examples: changing colour to color, changing speech within ‘’ to “”, changing the word rubbish to trash/garbage, etc. (or the reverse)

#keep the original Please #this is how we ended up with shit like president mobile phone

Two new photocard packs and neither had any rares...Dan and Phil when I catch u on September 24th

#dan and phil #am I just an unlucky bitch #4 packs total now and only 1 rare

isawken

4chan memorial post. rest in hell

no-one-offical

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Yeah I'm NGL though I'm not even a little bit better than free chickfila

#haven't bought their food in a few years but free. free. 😋

Read the first 1½ dungeon crawler carl books and they were pretty fun but also I'm not ready for this to spawn a whole genre of knockoffs

#I know it's already been big but I can feel it this is going to get so much bigger #Most case this does for litrpgs what acotar did for romantasy #I'm not gonna say it's a bad thing but it is an annoying thing

Out of mozzarella this is so sad

#whole milk mozzarella is so expensive too unless I buy it at Sam's #and there isn't a sams club that stocks it near me I usually just buy it when I'm out of town for some reason #damnit!!!

Never kill yourself

#so fresh I had to ask the bakery guy for a loaf #and all my Texan girlies know this is peak #brings back the not shitty childhood memories #texasposting

maniatown

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

rare-basement

stumbled onto some Wikipedia vandalism lol

#HELP I I got excited when I saw this at first #then I actually read it and was like oh damn got my hopes up for nothing #scrolled some more before I saw another post about it #the fucking whiplash !!

Satan's two for one senator special

#lindsay graham #mitch mcconnell #rest in piss

thatonesongyouretryingtoremember

would you rather have the entire MCU exist as it does now, or live in a world with no MCU but we got Amazing Spiderman 3 with Michael B Jordan as MJ?

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MCU is too great to lose n i can't imagine superhero cinema without it

Amazing Spiderman 3 exists in the good timeline and life on earth is hell

Voting ended onJul 19

no nuance baybee

*edit bc i feel the need to clarify: I'm aware that this casting of MJ was in no way a guarantee when as3 was going to come out, this is just the version of events that I'm presenting for the sake of this hypothetical

#I haven't even watched the first two amazing spider-mans but in this perfect world I would #also fuck the mcu #tired of that

byjove

I love asking people how their parents met. You always get an interesting reply. My best friend’s parents met on the relatively new internet in 1999. My other friend’s parents met at Burger King when one was the manager and the other was a regular customer. My parents met at the beach because they were neighbors in their rental houses, mom was on a church trip and dad was getting blackout drunk every night with his friends next door.

Tell me how your parents met in the tags.

#my mom was my dad's student worker #pretty sure she was in grad school already also he did go out with one of her friends first

injuries-in-dust

thetrashiestoftrash

Scottish fold cats are also popular for their calm, easygoing personalities. But y'know, most people with severe arthritis also avoid physical activity for the obvious reason that it hurts. And if you give Scottish folds appropriate doses of painkillers, they become much livelier until it wears off, suggesting their chill attitude is just the result of constant pain.

#this is so sad oh

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