You held aloft the sword. I still love y—

she/him | queer | idk I ramble | [email protected]

[evenstarfalls]

You know what I don't wanna put all my bobitms posts under cuts so

Attention VE Schwab mutuals

Starting idk sometime tomorrow I'm gonna be making spoilers posts about bury our bones in the midnight soil

If you don't want spoilers block the tags '#bobitms spoilers' '#bury our bones in the midnight soil spoilers'

Gonna give some time and reblog this a few times before then I just don't want to accidentally spoil anyone lol

[evenstarfalls]

Just watched my brother spend 10 minutes on a turn in Catan, trying to get one (1) victory point to win. Completely passed over building an easy city to accomplish nothing, then I won immediately after.

[onlywatchin]

you walk into the raven cycle like what the fuck kinda name is "gansey" and you walk out of th raven cycle like these characters are my close personal friends

[sevenoffeathers]

@evenstarfalls

[jenny-holzer]

[apolladay]

Would you rather be with a good cook or a good lover? (imagine they're mediocre in the opposite respect)

Good cook

Good lover

Remaining time: 4 days 5 hours

[cpericardium]

You can sing OR you can play basketball. You can't do both. Never think that

[anomalocaris-lesbian]

Your long distance boyfriend should move further away

[daddybils]

im in a very vulnerable state if any hot lesbian wants a turn at ruining my life

[lilyblisslys]

if I ever tell you “lmk what you think if you read/play/watch it!” I am firmly inviting you to send me a play by play minute by minute cataloguing of your thoughts about The Thing

[lilyblisslys]

if I ever tell you “lmk what you think if you read/play/watch it!” I am firmly inviting you to send me a play by play minute by minute cataloguing of your thoughts about The Thing

[sandersstudies]

I am OBSESSED with people telling me how they met the love of their life. Just found out my director met his wife through a misdirected email - that’s fate right there.

[sandersstudies]

“I saw her last name was Jewish - and I’m Jewish, so when I corrected the email I told her Shabbat Shalom with a smiley face — this was the very beginning of the emoticon era, you understand. She had a watermark of a dog rescue at the bottom of her email, and I love dogs, so I found her website and there she was — all these videos of her rehabilitating dogs and talking about the organization. I fell in love with her just from those videos.”

😭😭😭

[sandersstudies]

“I asked if we could meet for coffee, told her I was looking for volunteer opportunities — which was halfway a lie — and she said ‘okay, but just so you know I have a boyfriend, so this is strictly business,’ and I was so disappointed, but I did want to meet her. We sat in that coffeeshop until they turned the lights out on us, and she broke up with her boyfriend the next day.”

[sandersstudies]

MULTIPLE people in the notes have told me how important these tags are to them so here’s to keeping it in the main post.

[diphowell]

Dan and Phil: Tomodachi (real) Life

[pseudophan]

in every universe (threat)

[joeyridersvoid]

This sounds like a shitpost but people should be allowed to be horny. As in, sexuality is just part of life for most people and there’s no reason for consensual sexual behavior to be punished. A celebrity getting “caught” at a sex club shouldn’t be a scandal. No one should be fired for having a fetlife profile outside of work. Nudes getting leaked shouldn’t be career-ending. Denying and hiding (consensual) sexual interests doesn’t make anyone more professional, it just makes everyone more repressed. And sterilizing ourselves to be better work drones isn’t productive, it’s just creepy. I’d rather my surgeon get absolutely railed on camera and come to work in a good mood, frankly.

[joeyridersvoid]

the amount of ace, aroace, + sex-repulsed ppl leaving support on this post is rly heartwarming

[rimonoroni]

also this goes without saying but is also true of ppl who do sex work for used to do sex work. an accountant’s boss finding out that they used to do sex work shouldn’t be a career ender. a restaurant worker shouldn’t be fired bc they have an OnlyFans.

[cricketcat9]

Yes, yes, yes and yes.

[evenstarfalls]

My phone still has Android 13 (no gemini) and I really don't know what I'm gonna do when it finally kicks the bucket....

[evenstarfalls]

forgor to buy rice yesterday FUCK

[evenstarfalls]

Visit Original Link

exceptionally messy probably not something to post