Jan 5, 2021
Lee, holding a card: Larry gave me this get better soon card.
Carley: Aw, that’s nice.
Lee: I wasn’t sick though. He just thought I could do better.
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Lee, holding a card: Larry gave me this get better soon card.
Carley: Aw, that’s nice.
Lee: I wasn’t sick though. He just thought I could do better.
I got on the bus this morning with my best friend and thought the thing she had wrapped up was a biscuit. Imagine my surprise when we went to the library and SHE STARTED EATING THIS TOMATO LIKE IT WAS A FUCKING APPLE
Did you already grade the homework?
The homework is not graded. It was more of a method of keeping track of the regulars. But it will earn submitters a few extra points towards the final mark.
Kenny: Ben, what’s a DILF?
Ben: Uh... it stands for “darn incredible loyal friend”.
Kenny: Okay, thanks.
[Later]
Kenny: Lee, you’re a real DILF!
Lee: Excuse me?!
Violet: “Aw man, we can’t go in here. It say 18 plus and there’s only two of us!”
Clem: “Violet you’re so stupid.”
Clem: “We’ll just invite more people!”
Clementine: Is anyone allergic to anything?
Violet: Only my own stupidity.
Louis: Finding honest people to love me.
Brody: Peaches. I'm allergic to peaches.
Judge: You’ve been sentenced to 68 years in prison.
Louis: ...
Louis: Your honor, I would like to respectfully request that another year be added to my sentence.