#text | meme

[secondchaircellist-a]

️for an urgent text

[Text]  OMG!! I need you to come home right now!

[Text]  Pipe burst in the kitchen and I can’t get a hold of the landlord!

[Text] What do I do?! 

[Text]  FITZ!!!

[napolcon-blog]

{  ♛ | wanttxwrestle | MSG }

[ text; gabs ] technically he is not my dog. he’s somebodies dog, but he’s just chillin with me on the bed today. 

[ text; gabs ] he followed me so, best friends now. plus he doesn’t even shed. it’s a blessing.

[text; gabs ] i snarfed most of it down, but i think there’s a soft taco left? yeah.

[napolcon-blog]

{  ♛ | wanttxwrestle | MSG }

[ text; gabs ] Uh, American. Drunk or not i am still gonna represent, babe. 

[kuuryakin]

Accidental text

                                           theshadeofgrey | text meme

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.

[text] i give you exact measurements and this is what you bring back? 

[text] i can’t wear this. it rides up too much. not good for boys. 

[tex] whoa, wait. 

[text] wow, fuck. that was not meant for you. Ignore that, yes?

[kuuryakin]

✉✿ø@&ツ♀

                                            mechanicalspy | text meme

Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT.

[text] would you ever consider an actual date, you know, with me? 

[text] i mean if not then i totally get it. 

[text] okay but would you though?

Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text.

[text] I may or may not have just purchased edible paint. please volunteer.

Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.

[text] i say screw sleep. you slept yesterday.

 [text] come over. 

[text] we can put on some music. maybe even wrestle a little. 

Send “@” for a SCARED text.

[text] are you okay? 

[text] gaby? please, just answer me. 

[text] gaby.

Send “&” for a LOVING text.

[text] you give the best hugs, you know that right? 

[text] please feel free to hug me any time. 

[text] because they are nice. 

[text] so is your face. 

Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text

[text] gaby. GABY. they have pants in my size. 

[text] ACTUAL pants that fit me. Praise the powers that be. First pair of pants I’ve paid for that cost less than $20 and fit me. 

[text] Is this real life?

Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.

[text] i wish you’d look at me the way you used to...

[kuuryakin]

☎

                                      creative-acquisitions | text meme

Send “☎” for a RUSHED text.

[text] open the door, napoleon.

 [text] this shit is heavy, open it. 

[text] open the door or I swear i will break it down. 

[text] SOLO.

[kuuryakin]

ALL THE TEXTS :| - unclesolo

                                      unclesolo | text meme

Send “✆” for a MORNING text.

[text] Jesus, you take the longest showers. What exactly are you trying to scrub away?

Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT.

[text] that stain on your jacket was not from an accidental mustard spill in an attempt to save my hotdog from rolling off my plate. Just so you know.

Send “☎” for a RUSHED text.

[text] why would you do this to me?[text] why would you swap my notes for lyrics of the spice girls? [text] waverly is judging me so hard

Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

[text] this sandwich tastes like the sweet necter of russIA. [text] you dont understad[text] i am going to cry. [text] its like smiling at me. it wants me to eat it. [text] i need to eat it. all of it.

Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text.

[text] if you're not here in ten minutes, you're going to miss out on magic hands.

Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.

[text] If you're still up, I'm available...if you want company.

Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.

[text] fuck you, you fucking liar.

Send “#” for a RANDOM text.

[text] waverly just encouraged a netflix binge. What is happening.[text] i think he's serious.[text] he's smoking something special in that pipe today.

Send “@” for a SCARED text.

[text] I've called you three times. THREE times! Where the hell are you?? [text] waverly is worried.

Send “&” for a LOVING text.

[text] saw something that reminded me of you today.[text] made me smile.

Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.

[text] Yvonne wants to know if you wear an apron while cooking.[text] I said yes.[text] then she proceeded to clarify with 'only an apron'. I said oh.

Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.

[text] I may have just successfully completed building the entirety of that ikea bedroom furniture set and i deserve praise, food and drink.

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.

[text] you asked me to give it a lick, so i licked it. I don't know why you thought it was so bad. It's really not.[text]fuck, wrong sender.[text] that wasn't for you. ignore that. ignore it now.

Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.

[text] don't you go where i can't follow. please. just don't go...