May 22, 2019
( sms → goose ) –––– y’know ( sms → goose ) –––– maybe if you didn’t look like you raided liberace’s closet ( sms → goose ) –––– you’d have a girlfriend by now
@duckmaans
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( sms → goose ) –––– y’know ( sms → goose ) –––– maybe if you didn’t look like you raided liberace’s closet ( sms → goose ) –––– you’d have a girlfriend by now
@duckmaans
@nancy--wheeler .
{{ SMS ♦ john }} i don’t hate you, john. {{ SMS ♦ john }} what i am is PISSED that you lied to me and went to that stupid party. even after i begged you not to. lied right to my face and didn’t even bat an eyelash. {{ SMS ♦ john }} i mean … how the fuck am i supposed to trust you if you do that shit?
( sms → nance ) –––– god ( sms → nance ) –––– jesus ( sms → nance ) –––– what the fuck is th big deal anyway princess ( sms → nance ) –––– and ( sms → nance ) –––– whose fault was it for trustin me in th first place huh ( sms → nance ) –––– ?
( sms → light bright ) –––– ok no ( sms → light bright ) –––– i will not spend my first weekend out of dick jail not drinking ( sms → light bright ) –––– or partying ( sms → light bright ) –––– so for my sake , let’s do something fun
@wcnderwitch
@deetziisms .
[TEXT: BENDER]: I can’t tell if Delia fell asleep face first in the middle of wet clay but she’s listening to crazy opera music in her workroom and it’s so loud it’s driving me crazy. [TEXT: BENDER]: I’m willing to be the sneaking out kind if you help me ditch the high pitched singing and do something fun.
( sms → elvira ) –––– what do you qualify as fun ( sms → elvira ) –––– don’t expect me to throw rocks at your window ( sms → elvira ) –––– you’re meeting me down on your lawn
( sms → barbie ) –––– i’m not saying i’m gonna do it ( sms → barbie ) –––– but ( sms → barbie ) –––– if i got a haircut , how short should i get it
@lcokingfortrouble
( sms → perc ) –––– wanna hear a joke ? ( sms → perc ) –––– don’t answer i’ll tell you anyway ( sms → perc ) –––– what’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms ( sms → perc ) –––– ? ( sms → perc ) –––– one’s a good year , the other’s a great one (:
@contrariian
( sms → mcfly ) –––– i know that song you wrote was about me , short stack ( sms → mcfly ) –––– you’re not gettin soft on me , are you ? ( sms → mcfly ) –––– (;
@88mphh