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[loveishowyoustayalive]

When Gaga goes on stage I shake so like what is even gonna happen for Lana I am so excited

[lightkia-blog]

Good morning world! Alright, I'm ready for a nap.

[gnollregard]

I dare u to laugh at all the little noises I make when I'm sad I will fucking kick your ass dipshit

[philcollinstarzan]

u know in movies n such when the main person is sad but they make a joke out of it to seem less dumb yes that is me 100% of the time

[lifeandotherlemons]

idk man i just honestly want to watch a movie and maybe get drunk after

[lifeandotherlemons]

there should be some sort of applause every time I execute an insult flawlessly because that only happens like once in a blue moon and i would like proper acknowledgement thanks

[battlewhispers]

I probably shouldn't use the phrase "mind-blowing titillation" in this assignment, right?

[lifeandotherlemons]

me: can i just say something--

Tumblr: NO.