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The moment the ball drops, reality fades and you’re sitting at a table with several other celestial beings. The one at the head looks at you and says “Well, that one was rough… Anyway, it’s your turn to be Game Master!”

peaceuptoesdown

animetxtposts

yourplayersaidwhat

Wizard: “What do you mean you’re out of cure spells?!” Cleric: “You heard me! I’m out!” Wizard: “Can’t you spontaneously cast them?” Cleric: “No, I can only spontaneously cast fire spells.” Wizard: “What the fuck.” Cleric: “Will a fire help right now?” Wizard: “NO.” Cleric: “Fire can be healing and cleansing!” Wizard: “DON’T SET ANYTHING ON FIRE!”

The cleric huffs and proceeds to summon fire anyways, much to the wizards distress. She then heats her dagger and sticks it against the wounded party member, cauterizing the wound, doing the same to everyone so no one is bleeding out.

Wizard: “…I can’t believe that worked.” Cleric: “SEE?! HEALING AND CLEANSING.” Fighter: “What about those people you scorched with fireball a little while back?” Cleric: “…I cleansed and healed the world of their evil presence.”

#clerics

vesface

You know that one song that will always resonate with you on a deep level whether it's a song that will always cheer you up or bring you to tears, you know the one? I'm curious what everyone's song is?

#mine is rascal flatts what hurts the most

All I want is a movie cuddle partner 🙃

yourplayersaidwhat

DM: There’s some sort of loud storm outside, yet at the moment there doesn’t seem to be any threat of your tent getting blown away.

Werewolf Rogue: IS THERE ANYTHING TO HIDE UNDER

DM: Uh… No?

Werewolf Rogue: I HIDE UNDER THE PALADIN

There's a guy wearing brown shoes, blue socks, and a gray suit 🤔

I am so weak for tank tops!

#I'll probably but another in Portland #or two

sj0

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

hersheyhipster

Couldn’t risk it.

justjengie

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

pinayputa

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT