#text rps

[somnolent-scout]

Open to TF2 Text Roleplays!

Hey, my dudes! I'm opening up text roleplays again. I do have a few more rules and restrictions this time. But I'm excited to see what happens with this!

I'm looking for somebody who can do a TF2 text roleplay on Discord. It can be any ships, AUs, or even OC x Canon roleplays! I'm open to most things, but I do have a few rules on content and external things.

More information below:

I use Discord as my preferred method of messaging for text roleplays. If you don't have Discord, that's alright. I might be able to work something out. If you do have Discord and you're interested, message me at cough#7172!

I'm typically pretty open to anybody asking to roleplay. But I do have to put one rule out now. If you commonly use your Discord status, name, or icon to vent about your problems, please let me know ahead of time. I get very nervous and emotionally unstable when I see people being abused or feeling suicidal. I cannot be a vent outlet for anyone at this point, and I apologize for that.

Things I WILL do:

Any AUs

OC x Canon

Pretty much all ships except for two that I'll list below. I do particularly enjoy Sniper x Scout! But I'm up for others too.

NSFW Roleplays (18+ only)

Angst or Hurt/Comfort

Transgender Characters (But only in a positive way. I don't like being angsty when it comes to gender dysphoria.)

Things I will NOT do:

Roleplaying ageplay, p-dophilia, or underage versions of characters

Pregnancy Fetish/Kink*

Spy x Scout

Ms. Pauling x Male Characters

C!Heavy x Medic

Genderbent Characters (I would prefer not to, but if you want to do something with it then I can work something out.)

*Pregnancy is a rough subject for me, however I am ok with roleplaying something inside my Charlotte & James AU as it is a comfort AU of mine. If you would like to hear more about Charlotte, feel free to ask! But please be aware that it does contain mpreg. But one thing I won't tolerate is the sexualization of pregnancy, pregnant characters, or trans pregnancy (already a big no no for me). It's not something to be fetishized, and I certainly won't let people sexualize my Charlotte AU. That AU is therapeutic, comforting, and a safe place for me to cope with my fears.

I'm excited to hear from you guys! Thank you!

Contact Info:

Discord - cough#7172

Message me on @somnolent-snufkin or this blog if you would like to talk about alternative messaging methods.

[muertocaminando]

[text]: i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place

[text, MORRISON]: are you really gonna make me wait that long?[text, MORRISON]: you’re cruel, morrison

[arielthelionhearted]

[text] Someone said we’re out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying ‘but where will all the polar bears live”. That drunk.

[text; strawberry intolerant] but at least we now know, that even at my drunkest, I still care about things that matter

[text; strawberry intolerant] #savethebears

[text; strawberry intolerant] and speaking of last night, did anybody find my shoe?

[depressiondealingbartender]

Party Texts || Jess & Miele

[Text]  In town for the party, meet @ NOLA in 20?  Found you a toy. [Text]  *boy gosh this autocorrect is so silly, isn’t it. [Text]  xo Wizkid

( @wushuwizard )

[yirf-pokeri-blog]

Knowing their twin and friend had likely not actually made up for their actions earlier this year, Rue had decided to take matters into their own hands. In one arm they held a small box of cupcakes, decorated as little Christmas trees in lieu of the upcoming holidays and with their free hand they finally tapped on the door. They were much more nervous seeing Pokeri open it rather than Masu, but they found their voice and spoke none-the-less. “Er, hi! I just came by to uh, kinda officially apologize for Corwin and Judah… They kinda tend to think with their stomach first… B-but they really weren’t tryin’ to be jerks! Not that I’m makin’ an excuse for ‘em or nothin’; they were totally rude, but– OH! Right, here, as uh… an apology. Since they prob'ly haven’t actually said sorry yet… And thanks? For feeding them? Hahaha…” Rue held out the box for Pokeri to take.

___

Pokeri is surprised to suddenly see Rue on her doorstep! At first, she is confused about what they are talking about–Corwin and Judah did something again? What did they get up to this time?

“Oh!” she finally exclaims when she realized. “Are you referring to when they busted in and ate our dinner that one time?” She laughs and waves her hand dismissively. “Man, that was months ago, wasn’t it? It’s fine now, it’s fine! I’ve actually completely forgotten about that, haha! (Besides, shouldn’t it be them who apologizes for their misdeeds?)”

Nonetheless, she accepts the gift that was offered to her. “But if you went through all that trouble just to bring these delicious-looking cupcakes over, then I don’t wanna waste your efforts! Thank you so much! Would you like to come inside? We can share these, if you’d like! I’ve got tea~”

[guitarriffsandamazingships]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like Johnlock.

Stranger: [Post HLV] Sussex. What do you think of it? SH

You: It's nice, why? JW

Stranger: Hugely informative as always. How would you feel about driving down there say once or twice a month? SH

You: Har har. I suppose I could do that, yeah. I'd like to know why, though. JW

Stranger: To visit. SH

You: Your parents? I don't think they like me that much. JW

Stranger: My mother and father like you plenty. SH

Stranger: Not them, though. Me. SH

You: What about Baker Street? JW

Stranger: I'm moving. I expect Mrs. Hudson will let it out again. SH

You: Oh. I see. JW It's a shame. It was a great flat. JW

Stranger: It was, yes. SH

You: What about cases? JW

Stranger: I'm taking an early retirement. SH

You: A very early one. You're still young. JW

Stranger: Yes, well. C'est la vie. SH

Stranger: Better to quit at the top of my game than wait until I slide into obsolescence, don't you think? SH

You: You said once that you were going to work until you could no longer. JW I think you'll always be wanted. JW

Stranger: I very much doubt that. Anyway, there's other work to do. I think I might keep bees. Maybe write a book about my methods. SH

You: I don't. JW You're right about that. There's always other work. But you'll have plenty of years to do that when you hit actual retirement age, Sherlock. JW

Stranger: [...] I said I'd work until I couldn't. And now I can't. SH

You: Come on now, you can't talk like that and not give me an explanation. JW

Stranger: I can't focus. SH

Stranger: It's not important. You'll come visit, yes? SH

You: What's on your mind? JW

You: Of course I will. Maybe I'll come more than twice a month, if you'd like. JW

Stranger: I don't want to intrude on your time. You're busy. SH

You: Sherlock, sod formalities. Talk to me. JW

Stranger: I don't know what you want me to say. SH

You: You said that you can't focus. So, tell me what's wrong. JW

Stranger: Exactly what I said. SH

Stranger: The truth is, the top of my game was a few years ago, let's be honest. SH

Stranger: I managed Magnussen by the skin of my teeth, if that. If you can call that fucking mess managing. SH

Stranger: I can't think. And London's too much. It feels like when you're on the tube during peak hours, and it's too crowded and there's always someone breathing down your neck and no one will shut up and it's awful. It's awful. SH

You: Not every case is smooth, Sherlock. JW But, I understand that sometimes it gets too much. By why not just take a vacation? Go to Sussex for a little while, and when you're ready, come back. JW

Stranger: Oh, please, John. It was a nightmare. The past three years have been a nightmare. SH

You: Need I remind you in that span of time you managed to take out most of the web. JW

You: You have constantly saved the people around you. JW

You: And you're still fucking alive, Sherlock. That has to count for something. JW

Stranger: I cocked that up, too. I would've been home sooner, a whole bloody month sooner. SH

You: I don't care. You came back, that's what matters. JW

Stranger: What good has that done anyone? SH

You: Countless saved lives, Sherlock. Mine, on a few accounts. Justice. JW You're my best friend. I wanted nothing more than to have you back. That's the best good there is. JW

Stranger: [...] So long as you're happy, I suppose. SH

Stranger: I'm sorry. I'm being pathetic. SH

Stranger: Just come visit. Bring Victoria down sometimes, let her see the seaside. SH

You: What will make you happy? JW

You: No, it's fine, Sherlock. JW

Stranger: I've never really known the answer to that question. SH

You: Fair enough. Tell me, then, can you think of anything at all that's ever made you happy? A smile and a laugh, at least? JW

Stranger: Of course I can. SH

Stranger: I was happy before. SH

You: Before? JW

Stranger: [...] Before I left. SH

Stranger: It was good, wasn't it? SH

You: We can't change the past, Sherlock. All we can do is make a new future. JW Yeah, it was. It was good. JW

Stranger: Trust me, I know about not changing the past. SH

You: I miss it, you know. JW

Stranger: Yeah? I hope you do, at least a bit. Look back on it fondly, and so on. SH

You: I do, a lot. It was great. JW You know, if I had waited, maybe we could've picked it up again. JW

Stranger: Don't. SH

Stranger: You're happy now. SH

You: Sherlock, you and I both know that we were both happier then. JW

Stranger: What am I supposed to say to that? SH

You: I don't know. JW

Stranger: I'm sorry. I tried. I would've been back sooner, I planned on it, and then I ruined it. SH

You: It's not your fault, Sherlock. JW

You: So don't apologize. JW

Stranger: I want you to be happy. If you're not, then what was the point of any of it? SH

You: And what about your happiness, hmm? You think it doesn't matter. Well, I think having that mentality is bullshit. You deserve happiness. JW

Stranger: It doesn't matter. SH

Stranger: I was happy for two years. I'm grateful for that. SH

You: Yes, it does. JW

Stranger: [I'm sorry, I have to go, my coworkers are dragging me to lunch. But thank you for this!]

Stranger has disconnected.

[arielthelionhearted]

{doesthatsoundhonorabletoyou - Elijah} [text] I’ll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.

[text] oh you’d better[text] this is klaus we’re talking about[text] i expect these to be favors to be /very/ deviant

[guitarriffsandamazingships]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like johnlock.

You: [Post-HLV. No pregnancy. AU where Mary and John are getting a divorce, and Sherlock and John have admitted their feelings to each other.] It's done, Sherlock. JW

Stranger: Oh. SH

Stranger: Is this where I'm supposed to ask you about your feelings? SH

You: I think most people would, but I'd rather just move on. JW

Stranger: Right. SH

Stranger: So, what do I do now? SH

You: Well, you make the choice on whether you'd like to forgive me or not. And if possibly, you might take me back? JW

Stranger: What do I have to forgive you for? And of course you can come back. You never really left. SH

You: I did, Sherlock. I left and I didn't realize that I was hurting you. You had to sit and watch me marry someone else. JW

Stranger: It wasn't easy. But I thought you were happy. SH

You: I thought I might be. But it's always been you. JW

Stranger: It was always you. SH

Stranger: You keep me right. SH

You: Will you take me back? JW

You: I don't know how much longer I can be away. JW

Stranger: I moved your chair back didn't I? SH

Stranger: :) SH

Stranger: See? That's a face. Indicating my contentedness. SH

You: I never thought I would witness Sherlock Holmes sending an emoticon. JW

You: As much as I appreciate it, I'd much prefer to see your actual face. JW

You: Give me five minutes? JW

Stranger: Can't wait. SH

You: Neither can I. JW May I request a kiss? JW

Stranger: Of course you can. SH

You: God, that sounds wonderful. JW

Stranger: I know. I've wanted that for a very long time. SH

You: You can have as many as you'd like. JW

Stranger: Lots. SH

Stranger: ;) SH

Stranger: See? That one's winking suggestively. SH

You: I am aware. ;) JW

Stranger: :D SH

Stranger: Even I can't pull that one off. SH

You: Save the smile for when I arrive, then. JW

You: Just packing up the rest of my things. JW

Stranger: Do you need help? SH

You: No, don't worry, I don't have much to bring. JW

Stranger: I kept all your stuff here. SH

You: It belongs in 221B. JW

Stranger: So do you. SH

You: I love you. JW

Stranger: I love you too. SH

You: In a cab. JW

You: I don't know how you want to take things, but I'm up for whatever you want, really. JW

Stranger: I'm up for anything. SH

Stranger: Everything. SH

You: Would you like to move slow? JW

Stranger: I don't really know. SH

Stranger: Not exactly my area. SH

You: Alright, well, we can just take things day by day. We'll see what works. JW

Stranger: Works for me. As long as it's you. SH

You: It will always be me unless you change your mind. JW

Stranger: I'm not going to change my mind. SH

You: Then we've got a deal. JW

You: Any cases today, love? JW

Stranger: No. Sinfully boring around here. SH

You: I could grab some take away and we could have a night in if something doesn't come up? JW

Stranger: Something coming up...is that innuendo? SH

You: I wasn't intending for it to be, but take it as you will. JW

You: ;) JW

Stranger: You should be proud of me for even detecting it. SH

You: I am. Your skills will be useful when I start flirting with you over text. I'm sure you'll pick it up quick enough. JW

Stranger: I thought we were flirting now? SH

You: Yes, but in future times, things might get more intense. JW

Stranger: How can flirting get more intense? SH

You: It could possibly end up being "inappropriate" texting, as most people are concerned. JW

Stranger: Oh. SH

Stranger: I might be bad at that. SH

Stranger: But we could try. SH

You: It doesn't have to happen right away, you know. We have lots of time. JW

Stranger: I know, I just want to make you happy. SH

You: Trust me, Sherlock, I'm more happy than I've ever been just being yours. JW

Stranger: Same. SH

Stranger: Are you almost home? SH

You: A block away, love. JW

You: ((I am sooo sorry, love, but I have to head out. Thanks for this!))

Stranger: ((Have a good night!))

You: ((Thanks, you as well!))

You have disconnected.