#text: rb

[whatthepuck20]

Text || Rachel

Rachel: Well, Quinn is out of the country, so there’s that.

Rachel: But there hasn’t been any incidents regarding Jesse or Chelsea to my knowledge, which is good.

Rachel: And she called Moriah her daughter, which is everything I could hope for.

Rachel: And Moriah is in good health and is meeting or exceeding all of her milestones, so all in all, I’d say yes.

Puck: Not surprised. Chances of Quinn actually being in NYC are like the chances of me being on Broadway. Slim to none.

Puck: That's good I guess. I mean it'd probably be better for her to actually act like Moriah is her daughter instead of just saying it. But baby steps count.

Puck: Good good. Glad the kiddo is doing well. What about you? How are you doing?

[nycsam-blog1]

TEXT ✉️ SAMCHEL

SAM: question. does your wedding have a theme?

SAM: and if it doesn’t, I have a few suggestions.

[awildecard]

TEXTS || WILDEBERRY

RACH: let’s go get lost in a corn maze and make out 😘😘😘

KITTY: this is the hottest date i've been asked out on in 5ever

KITTY: i'm totes down for a corn maze, obvs

KITTY: are we inviting the wife too, or is this date sister wives only?

[qfabrayofficial-blog]

text ✉️ faberry

QUINN: So apparently There's something called Menopause the Musical playing in Vegas right now.

QUINN: I have no idea if it's any good, but I know how you feel about musical theatre.

[ a beat ]

QUINN: It also looks like Elton John is getting ready to pack up his vegas specs and crocodile rocking out of town.

[ another ]

QUINN: Could be a good time.

[cherishedsnix]

TEXT MESSAGE ✉ SANTANA ⇄ RACHEL

Santana: How long are we going to pretend that it's normal for a grown man to sleep on our couch? Because it's been a solid, three weeks, and I'm not even sure if Sam has moved from his hobbit hole.

[damnedryder]

TEXT ✉ RYCHEL

RYDER: Hey, so I took some pictures down at the lake and I thought we could do something on the body they found down there.

RYDER: I know it's, like, morbid or whatever but it's that hard hitting journalism kind of thing you keep talking about and I figured you could do a good story on it.

RYDER: I'll bring the prints for you to check out before class tomorrow?

[snixpezlo]

TEXT MESSAGE ✉ SANTANA ⇄ RACHEL.

Santana: How much do you know about adoption?

Santana: Asking for a friend.

[trulysnix-blog]

TEXT MESSAGE ✉ S ⇄ R

Santana: What the hell are you doing, Berry? I don't like that Harry Styles guy and everyone knows it.

Santana: I kissed Finn Hudson for you, I didn't even gag, but here you are fucking up my reputation in one post.