Puckerman

The guy your mom warned you about

[whatthepuck20]

Text || Kitty

Kitty: In a tolerable way.

Kitty: I'll keep that in mind... You know, for future.

Kitty: just in case.

Puck: That's Kitty for: in an amazing way but again, gotta keep up my bad bitch appearance so I'll act chill

Puck: You do that, babe.

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Text || Kitty

Kitty: if by sunshine you mean eternal pain in my ass, then you're totes on the money.

Kitty: /But/ you are the only person who has offered to punch sammy for me, and even though I'm sticking with my answer for now, you get points for that one.

Puck: Pain in your ass but in a good way.

Puck: That offer still stands btw.

[whatthepuck20]

Text || Kitty

Kitty: I can neither confirm nor deny.

Puck: That's Kitty for: "yes but I gotta keep up my badass woman appearance and can't admit that you, Noah Elijah Puckerman, are actually my sunshine"

[whatthepuck20]

Text || Kitty

Kitty: ngl that might make you one of my fav people in the world rn.

Puck: I'm always one of your favorite people don't even front.

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Text || Rachel

Rachel: Not that big of a difference, but I'm glad to hear it.

Rachel: And what is this dream about, if you don't mind me asking.

Rachel: Or even if you do. I want to know what's going on inside that head of yours.

Puck: There isn't a specific dream. It's just a common saying.

[whatthepuck20]

Text || Kitty

Kitty: Music to my ears.

Kitty: I had reasons. A lot of them, actually. Ones I'd rather not get into without tequila... Like, lots of it.

Puck: Always down for tequila. You don't gotta tell me anything you don't want to. You know I don't push.

[whatthepuck20]

inkstainedfingersfabray‌:

Exciting doesn’t have to mean risky, you know. You should come with me to my D&D club some night and see all the excitement you can have without even leaving your seat.

Except to cheer, that is. And there will be cheering because of all the exciting and cheer-worthy things that happen.

Hard pass. Nerds playing a board game isn’t my jam. 

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puckitssarah‌:

True, but I have more limits than you do, bro! Um… yes? His name is Jordan, and he’s a doctor. And he’s not that much older… I believe that. Lots of Southern hospitality, right? Dude, what kind of food was your favorite? Guess what? I’m here!!! Hope you’re ready for me lol!

Private: Woah woah woah woah. How much older is “not that much older”? Where did you meet this guy? What’s his last name? 

[whatthepuck20]

abundance-ofana‌:

See, now I totally view it as he wants to be as close to you as possible since he never curls up next to me anymore. Though that’s impressive he small little body and push you around, what if we try putting him on the other side of you instead of wedging between us?

Small but feisty just like his mom. How about we just make him sleep in his own bed and not ours?

[whatthepuck20]

heartofgabe‌:

You’re welcome. I know your wife’s a fucking babe, but sometimes you need that help to get the old engine going in the morning – That’s what I’m here for. 

Speaking of, I’ve got some left over supplies from the 4th… Know anywhere we can light up? 

Define light up. Things that go boom or things that will send us to space? Because I know spots for either one.

[herespeyton]

+ puck

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herespeyton‌:

private: i’ve honestly never been high? am I missing out? 

Private: I mean I think it’s a good time. A lot of judgy people on here will tell you otherwise. But if you ever wanna try it let me know. I keep some super mellow shit for Ana in the house. 

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Text || Rachel

Rachel: I don't know, perhaps it's the whole 'don't want to breath' thing.

Rachel: That's sarcasm by the way.

Rachel: But in all sincerity, Puck, are you okay?

Puck: I never said I don't want to breathe. I said I get bored of breathing. Big difference.

Puck: Living the dream, Berry.

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Text || Kitty

Kitty: How about we skip the hike and just go straight to the drinking phase of the plan?

Kitty: Nah it wasn't Sammy's fault, TMZ is useless -- Obviously, I don't work there anymore -- I was the one that called off our engagement, not him.

Puck: It's your world, princess. I'm just living in it.

Puck: Ok. But I know you and I know you wouldn't have ended it without a reason. So. Again. If you want me to punch him, let me know.

[izkim]

[midsommars-deactivated20201109]

#mood

[whatthepuck20]

Text || Kitty

Kitty: unless something changes, i’ll be around this weekend.

Puck: Sick. I owe you a hike and a drink.

Puck: Saw the gossip blog thing. Let me know if you want me to pay Netflix Nick a visit.

[jeff-d-sterling]

When your manager tells you "You need to do more promotion" And you're sitting like that's not my Job but yours.

Hello everyone. I wasn't quite sure what to expect but Sebastian assured me it's good enough site so here I am

To those who don't know I'm Jeff Sterling. A formula one racer for NASCAR. Former Warbler . Nice to meet you all

[whatthepuck20]

jeff-d-sterling‌:

When your manager tells you “You need to do more promotion” And you’re sitting like that’s not my Job but yours.

Hello everyone. I wasn’t quite sure what to expect but Sebastian assured me it’s good enough site so here I am

To those who don’t know I’m Jeff Sterling. A formula one racer for NASCAR. Former Warbler . Nice to meet you all

Brands usually pay for your face, not your managers.