#text: uma

[charminglychad]

TEXT 🥂 CHUMA

Chad: You, me, some caviar and some wine -- you in?

[beyondthesmee]

text 🍹 suma

Sammy: Duno abouy yoy but the oficial dirnk of pirates shoyld be hwiskey.

Sammy: Wjherd this rum stuff ocme from anyway? Such a sterotype

[ben-desrosiers]

text ❓ buma

Ben: I've never admitted this to anyone, and I pray that it doesn't leave this message but... I'm scared. Scared that what everyone says is true and that I really am running the kingdom into the ground. I mean, I try, Uma. I really do. I've even tried to start reuniting families, thinking that's what the people wanted. But it seems no matter what I do, it just isn't good enough. And I don't know what to do about that.

[anthonytremaines]

TEXT 🤬 UMTHONY

Anthony: People here are naming their children things like Anaxelin and Herkie but act like it's ridiculous to call me Lord. Honestly, Auradon makes no sense sometimes.

[gilthefirst]

{text} 🐙 guma

Gil: Hey Captain.

Gil: Just curious. Are you trying to make your braids look like tentacles on purpose, or are you just getting fisher with age?

[lagunadelmar]

TEXT 🎉 LAGUMA

Laguna: I just got gifted the prettiest bottle of wine I've ever seen in my life and you're going to share it with me, lucky you! I know, I know, pirates drink rum, blah blah blah, but pirates should ALSO get to enjoy a delicious fruity beverage with their cousin once in a while so get your cute ass over here!

Laguna: I love sad nerds who give you gifts when they're trying to nail you tbh. Life is good.

[hookedonharry]

TEXT 💀 HUMA

Harry: Tell me not to hook this worker that be following me around like the store like I'm set to steal something.

Harry: WERE I TO STEAL, I'D HAVE STOLEN ALREADY.

[orthbrt]

{text} 🐙 oma

Ophelia: Hey, Cap. Do you think you could give me 'The Pirate Experience' at some point and show me the ropes? I'd be interested to see what you guys get up to.

Ophelia: I was either gonna ask you or Harriet Hook but your crew is better looking. 🤷