into the ocean

sammy smee, eldest son of mr. smee. twenty-two. first mate to the captain harriet hook. a pirate's life is a wonderful life.

[beyondthesmee]

text 💬 tammy

Sammy: I’m still laying in bed cuz I don’t feel like adulting yet

[beyondthesmee]

text 💬 squammy

Sammy: I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on??

[beyondthesmee]

text 💬 sandy

Sammy: Did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?

[beyondthesmee]

text 💬 suma

Sammy: I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today and it was glorious and I am so happy

[beyondthesmee]

text 💬 samky

Sammy: I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy or hungry

[beyondthesmee]

text 📲 sandy

Andy: I'm currently three wine bottles in and I still don't think it's funny so if someone laughs at that, its probably because it's the first joke they've ever heard LMAO.

Sammy: ...I laughed at it. A little bit, not a lot, but I did.

[beyondthesmee]

text 📲 tammy

Tobias: Beats me but I'm sick of it already. Maybe its just cause in Auradon they were all raised to be cowards bout wanting what and who they want and doing something like this makes it so they don't have to do much aside from say a name. Minimal effort, minimal risk, its the easy way out. Not that it matters to me much either. I wouldn't even know where to start on that whole thing.

Sammy: Me too, especially done with all the hearts everywhere. It's not even an actual holiday, though so like what gives? Auradon already has so many of them, do they really need something as dumb as Valentine's Day?

Sammy: I'm trying to think of ways to make it more interesting. Nothing yet, but if you have any ideas, feel free to chime in.

[beyondthesmee]

text 📲 hammy

Harriet: I appreciate your enthusiasm for crew bonding, but the answer is certainly not. Perhaps Tobias would be a better candidate.

Harriet: Also, I MUST ask... what on Earth made you choose THAT, of all things?

Sammy: Dunno, I was passing a shop and the idea kind of came to me. And I don't like the idea of piercing my ears, not a look I really want. So I went with something that isn't just out there.

[beyondthesmee]

text 📲 sirginia

Virginia: You shouldn't be focusing on the amount of blood at all. Instead, study the skin - if you can see multiple layers are separated, or worse, if you can see down to the bone, seek help from a professional immediately.

Virginia: Since you're texting me and not screaming or fainting, I assume you can take care of your injury by simply applying pressure and cleaning out the wound once the bleeding has stopped, but I felt obligated to give your question a thorough answer.

Sammy: Yeah, tried that. Gone through a few things of gauze already, but I'll manage I guess. It's not as bad as I though at least.

Sammy: How can you really tell how many layers were cut though? Because I have no clue.

[beyondthesmee]

text 📲 tammy

Sammy: It's a whole month until the next lame holiday, why are we already getting questions about it? I want nothing to do with Valentine's anyway, asking me questions about it is pointless. Besides, even if I was going to ask someone, it seems rather intruding to ask the way they are. Why did they think that was okay?

[beyondthesmee]

text 📲 sandy

Sammy: How drunk do I have to be to find this amusing?

Sammy: [https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f9/cb/72/f9cb7286dc426a590f6e9872a77fdc35.jpg]

[beyondthesmee]

text 📲 hammy

Sammy: Hey Captain, if I get my nipple pierced, will you get yours done, too?

[beyondthesmee]

text 📲 sirginia

Sammy: I feel like I should know this but... How much blood should there be when you slice your thumb open?

[beyondthesmee]

text 📲 squammy

Sammy: We haven’t talked in like a week. Are you mad at me?

[beyondthesmee]

For Valentine's Day, I've decided to matchmake everyone in Auradon. I think you'd be really well-suited for: Tobias Slade. You're welcome.

While I respect @tobiasslade, I don’t think that’s gonna work out.

[beyondthesmee]

I'm so grateful that I was able to have you here with me in Auradon and now I'm even more relieved that we get to have dad here too. I really look up to you and I'm glad you're my brother.

[beyondthesmee]

You’re really hot and exactly the kind of guy I’d fuck if I was still interested in meaningless fucking. I’m trying to expand into the possible dating world though and I’m not sure if you’re down for that.