#asuuma

[beyondthesmee]

text 🍹 suma

Sammy: Duno abouy yoy but the oficial dirnk of pirates shoyld be hwiskey.

Sammy: Wjherd this rum stuff ocme from anyway? Such a sterotype

[ben-desrosiers]

text ❓ buma

Ben: I've never admitted this to anyone, and I pray that it doesn't leave this message but... I'm scared. Scared that what everyone says is true and that I really am running the kingdom into the ground. I mean, I try, Uma. I really do. I've even tried to start reuniting families, thinking that's what the people wanted. But it seems no matter what I do, it just isn't good enough. And I don't know what to do about that.

[gilthefirst]

{text} 🐙 guma

Gil: Hey Captain.

Gil: Just curious. Are you trying to make your braids look like tentacles on purpose, or are you just getting fisher with age?

[orthbrt]

{text} 🐙 oma

Ophelia: Hey, Cap. Do you think you could give me 'The Pirate Experience' at some point and show me the ropes? I'd be interested to see what you guys get up to.

Ophelia: I was either gonna ask you or Harriet Hook but your crew is better looking. 🤷

[jaynassar]

text 🥊 juma

Jay: Let's settle the score once and for all... MORTAL KOMBAT! Best out of 3 rounds.

[auradonstatehq]

*:・ﾟ✧ Is that [ CHINA ANNE MCCLAIN ]? No, it’s just [ UMA DEL MAR ], the descendant of [ URSULA ]! [ SHE ] is [ 21 / JUNIOR ] and some say she tends to be [ AGGRESSIVE ] but she is really [ PROTECTIVE ]. (FOWLER, SHE/HER, 31, EST) ✧・ﾟ*:

Congratulations, Fowler! Please read over the checklist and send in your account within the next 48 hours.

[danteseaprince]

text || Sis ⚔☠🐙

Dante: I dont know about these glasses. I look weird and I dont know how I'm gonna be able to play football?

Dante: I mean, football's almost over but it's going to affect/effect my personal life and my love life.

Dante: what's left of it.[unsent]

Dante: why cant I just get contacts and just, be free from frames?

[kalasinambrosius]

WIS Johnny, Dante, Uma, Freddie, Celia, Evie, Theo, Mal, Liliana, Ginny, Skylark, Jordan and Stardust.

@lacklands with @rosalienothale. There’s something to be said for couples who have something in common vs. couples who... you know, don’t. 

@danteseaprince with Melody. Come on, you guys know the Romeo and Juliet thing there would be cute!

Uma with her first mate. Aren’t they already together? Am I reading that all wrong? 

@faciliersfreddie with Anthony Tremaine. I’m not even friends with her but I’ve heard her ramble on and on about his abs since she got here, and who knows what she had to say about them back on the Isle of the Lost.

@cecefacilier and @novafitzherbert. I know everyone assumes she’s with @regdubois or @casperlocke but I’m seeing something else here.

@happyevieafter and Doug had potential to be a cute pair, right? I mean, I can’t be the only one who could tell he totally wanted to be more than friends, I wonder what went wrong there.

@theomedici and @jordanjinn. I’m sorry, I read one of those fanfics about them hooking up and it was weirdly hot! That’s so creepy, I can’t believe I just admitted that.

@malfaeryx and Jay always intrigued me, sorry Your Highness! 

@lilyofthegoth and @venusfitzherbert. Why be an unofficial Fitzherbert when she could be an official one instead? 

Ginny and @emmettvardaros. I just get a vibe, I don’t know.

@skylarkbell and @kayavazquez seem adorable.

@jordanjinn... already answered above. I’m standing by my embarrassing truth!

@wingedstargirl and @ailsbroch are a dynamic duo, I dig them!

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