#text:andy

[aliciatriton]

text 💬 andlicia

Alicia: so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.

Alicia: Now I kind of just want to get a pet hedgehog? And put a pinecone in its cage and see if they actually look alike for real?

[thecalifornian-saint]

Text 📲 Andy|Cooper

Coop: Quick! Andy's coming!

Coop: *drops to the floor*

Coop: Okay, so you can get the speech out of the way now. I'm sorry I literally dropped off the face of the Earth for six months and didn't answer texts, calls or confirm my existence. I just needed a break away from everything.

Coop: BUT.... now my wonderful face is back.

Coop: I have the whole morning off. Can I treat you to brunch? I'm in the Northwest District if you're cool w/that? Gotta be for a scene call at 1pm.

[marykatehood]

text 💬 andykate

Mary Kate: Do you think Fairy Godmother's ever been to like a REAL party? It almost makes me want to abduct her and see what she'd be like.

[jungleboyblake]

text 💬 blandy

Blake: Do you think Will's advisors are ever gonna stop looking at me funny for calling him 'dude' and 'babe' in the same sentence?

[racheladale]

text 💬 anchel

Rachel: Your house smells like cherries and regret.

Rachel: I don't understaaaand! I thought having a bottle of red Jell-O shot to go with my Vampirina costume was such a good idea but I felt so icktacular when I woke up! If you and Mary Kate hadn't been there to give me a water bottle I might have diiiiied!

[sumskellington]

text 💬 sumdrea

Summer: How many licks does it take to get to the center of YOU?

Summer: Would you be turned on if someone sent you that? Because uhhhh not to call anyone out or anything but Li just sent me that and it's not really having the desired effect.

[dumturtle]

text 💬 tandy 🔪

Turtle: Self-shredded cheese needs to stop tasting more delicious than pre-shredded cheese. It puts quite a damper on the cheese popcorn making process when skin gets grated into the equation.

[neilbubbles]

text 💬 andeil 🧦

Neil: I probably shouldn't ask this since you're way too pretty to want to hang out with me, but can I go camping with you and your friends sometime? Sleeping under the stars sounds awesome but I don't wanna get eaten by a bear if I go alone.