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@aliciatriton
text 📲 pulicia
Puck: Dude, you ever have a moment where you're like "why the fuck am I doing this?" but it's just too late to do anything about it now? Yeah, kinda what I'm feeling right now.
Puck: But I should have thought about that BEFORE climbing the really steep cliff, huh?
Alicia: [read]
text 💬 riplicia
Ripley: Believe it or not you are not the only triton I've talked to about sex recently so 😂
Ripley: okay but a sex day sounds really great lmao
Ripley: AN UNSEND OPTION FOR TEXTS WOULD BE AMAZING BCS MAYBE THEN I WOULDN'T HAVE ENDED UP SLEEPING WITH MY BEST FRIEND SO MANY TIMES???
Ripley: that's my way of telling you I'm in a fucking crisis right now
Alicia: [read]
text 💬 pulicia
Puck: Dude, I've never seen anyone have to apologize for "being too aggressive about Harry Potter," that was intense.
Alicia: [read]
text 💬 lelicia
Leander: That wasn't flat! It was just oh! I'm being normal! I just didn't know the weird emotional rants about Jojo were still happening!
Leander: Gutters get a well deserved rap because they are disgusting! I'm doing a sanitation spell on you rn, don't get freaked out when you feel it.
Alicia: [read]
text 💬 jolicia
Jojo: Definitely something wild, something we probably can't even guess. Maybe they're not even on the same day as us! I bet they'd love that. They seem to really like feeling like a special snowflake.
Jojo: WELL at least we know what to do next time, yeah?
Alicia: [read]
text 💬 alish
Cash: Exactly! Even non-viewers know the quotes, it's so culturally relevant, and I'd be a fool not to capitalize on that! And if you think it makes me adorable, well, then I have to keep doing it, sorry, that's the rules! I DON'T KNOW IF I'D GO THAT FAR THO, TROLLS IS STILL AMAZING.
Cash: Don't worry, you know my lips are sealed whenever you need them to be. And if he ever pinches you, let me know! I'll pinch him back! I've got strong fingers! But YAY! I've always wanted to make my own Krabby Patty!
Alicia: [read]
text 💬 andlicia
Andy: Bad girl, bad girl, whatchu gonna do? Whatchu gonna do when I tell mom on you? :-P But DAMN you must've been real high to make that mistake. Or else you were smoking a lot stronger than weed, babe.
Andy: DO *I* SEEM RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH? No! No, I don't! But I'm doing it, and it's taught a lot of responsibility, kind of. You should totally do it!
Alicia: [read]
text 💬 riplicia
Alicia: Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
Alicia: UNSEND UNSEND lol. Why don't texts have that option yet?
text 💬 lelicia
Leander: Oh.
Leander: Well are you at least better now? And out of the GUTTER?
Alicia: That was a very flat reply, Leander Beautiful Boy Ambrosius!!! I thought we were supposed to be normal again, normal includes MY WEIRD EMOTIONAL RANTS.
Alicia: But yes, no more tears, no more gutter. I kind of liked it there, though? Gutters get a bad rap!
text 💬 lelicia
Leander: Well yes, I probably would. BUT WHY WERE YOU CRYING IN A GUTTER? ARE YOU OKAY?
Alicia: I'm fine!!! I just got drunk and weirdly emotional about how cute and happy Jojo is when she's with Javier and then suddenly I was a waterfall and the gutter was my pool at the bottom!!!
text 💬 lelicia
Leander: I’m sorry what? Was this a dream you had?
Alicia: No, this is my real life!!! And while I was in the gutter crying all I could think about was your stupid beautiful face and if you were the one crying in the gutter instead you'd look GREAT doing it and life so isn't fair!
text 💬 andlicia
Andy: Driving high? Oooooooh, look who's being a bad girl!
Andy: Dude, get a pet hedgehog and name it Pinecone. Speaking from experience, land pets are way better than ocean ones.
Alicia: Well I didn't think I was STILL high until pinecones started looking like pets!
Alicia: Do I seem responsible enough to have my own pet to you? I don't FEEL responsible enough anymore, although having a little hedgehog I could send into weird holes while I'm excavating things to tell me if it's worth continuing to dig COULD be good...
text 💬 alish
Cash: I'M SORRY, ALICIA, but when the moment calls for a Spongebob quote, what am I SUPPOSED to do? Just NOT?! You know my self control levels are very, very low.
Cash: Ooooor maybe it's time to watch a Spongebob marathon and try making Krabby Patties of our own? 🥺
Alicia: You COULD not! But it's way more adorable when you do. I don't even watch Spongebob like this, and I know so many quotes from it! Also, the fact that I could probably sing the F IS FOR FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF TOGETHER SONG backwards? Who knew Spongebob was our new Trolls????
Alicia: We COULD do that, though. Just nobody ever tell Sebastian; it's bad enough I order crab, if he finds out I've been cooking it on my own he'll pinch me every time I visit Mel's castle until I DIE.
text 💬 jolicia
Jojo: Wonderland probably has their own Daylight Savings time -- they like to be weird like that, don't they?
Jojo: I DON'T KNOW BUT NOW I FEEL LIKE AN IDIOT FOR NOT THINKING OF THAT IN TIME.
Jojo: Not that we need excuses to have extra shots...
Alicia: Okay, but would they actually throw things off by an hour like the rest of the world, or would they have like... a 13 hour and 7 minute switch up or something wild instead?
Alicia: That ALSO would have been the longest power hour of all time, imagine if we'd done THAT.
staceytriton​:
I’ve really got to stop trying things just because you people call it "trendy" and "good". White Claw was one thing since it's at least alcoholic but kombucha is finally the last straw! For something where the first and biggest ingredient is water, it sure doesn’t have any of the appeal! Anyway how come everything humans call healthy tastes a little bit sad? Is it to convince you all not to want to live forever?
Okay, honestly. I wanted to like it because yay probiotics, but like, every flavor I’ve tried burns my throat! And my lips are like tingling and it’s just not a pleasant experience. If I need probiotics, I’m just going to go the old school gummy vitamin route instead -- kombucha’s not worth it!Â
TEXT 😮 RIPLICIA
Ripley: YEAH I KNOW BUT YOU THREE TALKED ABOUT EACH OTHER SO MUCH LIKE I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA HAPPEN! and if anything I thought it would be with you and leander because cash is the one who was dating other people right? but like idk having sex with your best friend feels like it has to mean something because you love them so much in one way and then you throw sexual attraction into it. like that's basically a relationship right?? not that I'm trying to make you freak out more than you are..
Ripley: you can't just shut your feelings off! I mean on some level even if cash and leander are happy they get to be with each other they'll still be half heart broken because they love you too.
Ripley: Then you should probably date him! that's what people do when they think they might like someone and want to see if they do by being around them in the romantic way! but if you're really not into him then maybe that's not the best idea? IDK THIS IS TOTAL UNCHARTED TERRITORY DUDE
Alicia: [read]
text 💬 alish
Cash: I'm not everyone's cup of tea! I took Margo on a few dates and they were GREAT dates and I still didn't make her feel special so I wouldn't be surprised if she didn't like me much, and thus her friends wouldn't like me much! AND I apparently ghosted Austin after Halloween so OH MY GOSH Zoe probably hates me too! I RUINED OUR RELATIONSHIPS WITH THE ROBOTICS TEAM BY TRYING TO PRETEND I COULD CARE ABOUT ANYONE AS MUCH AS YOU OR LEANDER, AAAAHHHH!
Cash: No! I'm just saying that you ARE or COULD BE a thirst trap and that maybe beautiful people like you catch attention a little bit more! I know if I was a celebrity with tons of DMs coming in that I want to ignore, a picture of your face would DEFINITELY draw me in.
Alicia: [read]