#text:chad

[janetobin]

text 💬 chane

Jane: Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.

Jane: OH MY GOSH DID SOMEONE PULL A PRANK ON MY PHONE? I keep typing random things I do in a normal day and they keep correcting to sexual things without me noticing, this is so embarrassing!

[jordanbasara]

text 💬 chordan

Jordan: How do you think Anne feels about the fact that she's in a family full of people with beautiful hair and hers... well, sucks?

[fredcilier]

text 💬 frad

Freddie: Yo, what word would you say is the opposite of charming? Figure your last name would make you kinda an expert.

[jungleboyblake]

text 💬 chake

Blake: Dude. You should let me stage your murder and then turn it into a real-life murder mystery game.

Blake: You'd love it! You'd get to see people cry thinking you were dead for real, don't you get off on that kind of thing?

[jaykadri]

text 💬= jad

Jay: Coach just called. I'm still captain, and you're still not 🙌

[finnbecker]

TEXT ✉️% FAD

Finn: Don't you think it's cool how your name is Cha-Cha? Like, it starts with Cha for both your first and your last name! Do you think your siblings are jealous? I would be if I was a Charming!

[marykatehood]

TEXT ✉️✉ MAD

Mary Kate: [unsent] Are you and Audrey the type of people who would get butthurt if we turned your relationship into a drinking game rule?

[abigailtremaine]

TEXT ✉️ø CHABBY

Abby: Your little sister seems waaaaay too interested in my boyfriend's stupid annoying twin. Can we like... make a pact to make sure that never ever becomes a thing? I think I'd rather kill myself than be related to you through marriages.