i'm so in my head

JANE TOBIN. DAUGHTER OF FAIRY GODMOTHER. 20. JUNIOR. Royal event planner, local clipboard carrier, frequent tea-partier, mascot-turned-cheerleader. Here to help with whatever you need!

[janetobin]

text 🏴‍☠️ juma

Uma: i can't be the only one bothered by the people who want to dress like pirates for halloween.

Jane: Oh, gosh, I can't imagine wanting to dress as one, being on your bad side for pretending to be a part of your crew sounds terrifying!

Jane: I suppose you could view it as flattery instead, though, if you want to put a positive spin on it! People admire you so much they desire to be you.

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text 📲 janelos

Carlos: Okay, I know it's wrong to pick favorites at the shelter but just look at this face!

Carlos: https://www.pixieproject.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/IMG_1897-215x287.jpg

Carlos: How could you not love it?

Jane: Aw, Carlos, look at you! Can you believe there was ever a time when you might have found such a precious face frightening?

Jane: Granted, if you ran into him at the wrong time, say when you were carrying stacked boxes of cupcakes, he could STILL be frightening! But only because he's be so excited to see you that he'd put you at risk for knocking them all down!

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text 💬 janedrey

Jane: 75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.

Jane: I didn't realize that having to follow someone else's event plan at my new job would be so... challenging. I want to give feedback so badly but I know I should just respect that it's her party and her choice.

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text 💬 jelle

Jane: CRUD. CRUD. WHATEVER YOU DO, DON’T USE YOUR TOOTHBRUSH. IT’S NOT SAFE.

Jane: It was the same color as the one I carry around with me in case I see dirty grout and want to clean it and I think I might have messed up and switched the two around when I was in your bathroom!

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text 💬 chane

Jane: Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.

Jane: OH MY GOSH DID SOMEONE PULL A PRANK ON MY PHONE? I keep typing random things I do in a normal day and they keep correcting to sexual things without me noticing, this is so embarrassing!

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text 💬 jevie

Jane: I’m wearing sunglasses around my house. D-bag status. The hangover is real.

Jane: Wine nights always seem so sophisticated! How did ours turn into me feeling like THIS?

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text 💬 mane

Jane: NO! That was a typo.

Jane: I don't want a DATE, I want a plate. This plate, specifically, isn't it cute?

Jane: [pretendthisisacuteplate.jpg]

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text 💬 jaguna

Jane: I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don’t have to wear a bra with my dress

Jane: Oh, gosh, not in like - not in a sexy way! I just meant it's so much more comfortable, I feel like bras add 10% more tension to my posture at all times!

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text 💬 dane

Jane: I think i sorta joined a cult last night?

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ballet shoes

Do you mean ballet flats, or do you mean actual ballet shoes used by actual ballerinas? Because one I think is a practical and comfortable fashion trend, and another I’m not qualified to comment on seeing as I’m certainly not a ballerina!

Ask my character "How do you feel about ______?"

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text 💬 jaguna

Laguna: Sweetie, relax! You're not doing anything awful by telling me how it is. Trust me, I've been on the other end of telling people that it's never going to happen enough times to know that the best thing to do is just to be honest, and we're good 😘 I promise. I get it, I'm a lot and not everybody can handle it, and that's fine! But I'm not going to stop saying amazing things about you or pushing you out of your comfort zone, just so you know.

Laguna: And in the spirit of pushing you out of your comfort zone? The people you like who are more "your speed"? Have you ever TOLD them you like them? Because if they're like you, then they probably just haven't told YOU either 😂

Jane: Maybe I just feel awful because I know if the tables were turned I'd cry! Even if it was nothing that I was doing wrong and the other person still thought very highly of me, it still must sting to be interested in someone like that and to have them feel like you're romantically incompatible for whatever reason! And gosh, I feel like I'm just sticking my foot in it more. I value your friendship very much and all your amazing qualities very much, though, and I'm glad you still want to do those things because I appreciate those things, perhaps more than I've ever truly let you know before now!

Jane: I told Doug LONG after the fact, I suppose, when it really wasn't relevant to either of our lives anymore at all. And Carlos... well, no, I don't think I've ever told Carlos that in as many words. I wouldn't even know where to start!

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text 💬 jip

Trip: For sure! I don't read a ton of fairy tales so you're more likely to find it than I do. Maybe I'll give the idea to Lei and see if she'll write about it!

Trip: Smell isn't sexually transmitted as far as I know but that's what it sounded like you meant and it made me laugh real hard 😂 do you do a LOT of research on sex? Because you'd kind of have to, like a LOT a lot, to match my firsthand knowledge of it.

Jane: That makes sense! A lot of people think they're childish, even as they come back into the mainstream in YA adaptations. Do you have any particular genre you do like to read?

Jane: No, no, of course, you're right! I meant more from smells literally rubbing off on one another and oh goodness, this is embarrassing. No, I'd assume I do far less research than you do. I just wanted to make sure I was prepared and knew enough to keep up in conversations!

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TEXT 🚗 CHANE

Chad: Exactly!! You get it! There's nothing worse than looking imbalanced. I mean the extra muscle wouldn't look too bad on me. Do you have a lot of those fan thingies?

Jane: I've never been worried about having too much muscle in my life! In fact, I should probably work on having MORE muscle! I don't work out much outside of cheerleading practice, I'm just so busy.

Jane: I have two or three somewhere at home! And one I keep with me at school, just in case.

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unbanning magic

I wish that I was more in support of it than I am, but I know that the first chance I had to use magic, I abused that power! And if someone who was raised surrounded by so much goodness, and who’s always so nervous and guilty about doing things wrong, was capable of doing that, well... I’d hate to see what the people who don’t have as much of a conscience as I do end up doing with their newfound freedom.

Ask my character "How do you feel about ______?"

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making the first move

I wish I was braver and did things like that, but truly? It sounds terrifying, and activates my weird worry that someone would just be sparing my feelings by saying yes, even though they really don’t want anything romantic to do with me!

Ask my character "How do you feel about ______?"

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taking some time off for yourself

Oh, gosh. Logically I know I should do more of that, but it’s just so hard to do without feeling guilty! Or like I’m going to miss out on too much productive time, and I’ll end up being more stressed out after taking time off than I was before “relaxing.”

Ask my character "How do you feel about ______?"