#text:claudine

[gastonthethird]

text 💬 gastine

Gaston: You saw my boobs then looked up and yelled thank you jesus.

Gaston: I know my pecs are impressive, Claudine, but what was up with THAT?

[addisonpendragon]

text 💬 claudison

Addison: I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a “let’s fuck” way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of “let me wash your hair” way.

Addison: Actually... have you ever been to one of those Korean bath houses? We COULD do that sort of thing sometime, if you guys were all comfortable going. Like you and me and Hadley and maybe Lucy?

[carterlabouff]

text 💬 cardine 💀

Carter: Claudine Claudine Claudine, HELP! Somebody asked me to unicycle at their kid's birthday party as their entertainment but I haven't done it in YEARS, and what if I fall? I'm really scared and I need someone to help me come breathe better until I feel safe enough to practice!

[malbfaery]

text 💬 maldine 😨

Mal: Okay, not that I pay attention to freshman gossip, but on a scale of Kronk to my mom, how worried should I be about Hadie's dating adventures blowing up in his face?

[facilierscelia]

text 💬 claudia⚠️

Celia: I kinda wanna like... get more involved in things besides just eating everyone's snacks this term. That cheerleading thing working out for you, Diz?

[kalasinambrosius]

text 💬 kaldine 💡

Kalasin: Okay, it's seriously turning into a problem that I keep ending up on the roof of the science center and don't remember how I got there? Am I losing my mind? IS IT SAFE FOR DRUNK PEOPLE TO CLIMB BUILDINGS???

[rilespan]

TEXT ✉️ø RIDINE

Riley: Do you ever end up accidentally doing a really weird Reddit deep dive at like 4 a.m. and find yourself wondering if the conspiracy theories that Avril Lavigne died in 2003 and was replaced by a lookalike named Melissa are real?

[ingridwestergaard]

TEXT ✉️$ INGDINE

Ingrid: No I did not lose a stapler on the floor of my dorm room under piles of dirty laundry again! My foot's not in any danger, everything's going to be fine.