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G3: Whatever, it was just the one time. I mean, I couldn't let my dumbass brother - Junior, not the ACTUAL dumbass one - fail some stupid paper about "killing mockingbirds" and risk getting benched from a football game. The football team NEEDS us, we've practically got psychic energy out there running plays together, we can change up the call without even needing to really think about it. We're like, an unstoppable force, and it's not like I made his paper sound TOO smart when I swapped my words out for his. I just, you know, made sure to mention Atticus Finch a few times instead of letting him turn in his thing LITERALLY. GIVING. INSTRUCTIONS. ON WHAT GUN TO USE. AND HOW TO AIM. AT MOCKINGBIRDS.









